Dear Abby is dead, but the Wolf Lives...Its Advice Time

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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Fire away so I can make all your problems....worse.
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  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    I have a meeting this morning. Should I sleep through it or pipe up with my honest opinions?
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I need to work out. But can't go to the gym until tonight. Should I work on my butt & do some Brazil Butt Lift?!?
    What do you think Wolf?!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I have a meeting this morning. Should I sleep through it or pipe up with my honest opinions?

    Lightly sleep, but have two questions ready to go and if called on always respond with "ya know Ive given that alot of thought and I can see both options have sensible points"
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I need to work out. But can't go to the gym until tonight. Should I work on my butt & do some Brazil Butt Lift?!?
    What do you think Wolf?!

    Yes you should get a brazilian wax, wait did I misread that?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    I'm having trouble losing the last bit of fat around my belly. Do they make a home liposuction kit that will attach to my vacuum?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    The same amount of sea shells that she sold at the sea shore.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    I'm tired of all the bashing of gingers..we do have souls..most of the time...What can I do to get revenge?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm tired of all the bashing of gingers..we do have souls..most of the time...What can I do to get revenge?

    Make a batch of ginger bread cookies laced with ex lax.
  • satch45
    satch45 Posts: 126 Member
    How do I teach my mother to "internet"?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    My post got skipped. Should I feel less about myself as a person?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm having trouble losing the last bit of fat around my belly. Do they make a home liposuction kit that will attach to my vacuum?

    In all seriousness I need someone to tell me the answer. 94lbs down, I weight 244 and I think all 44 is in my belly lol.

    Also, cocaine.
  • MelyndaWaldner
    MelyndaWaldner Posts: 442 Member
    I'm tired of all the bashing of gingers..we do have souls..most of the time...What can I do to get revenge?

    Make a batch of ginger bread cookies laced with ex lax.

    hahahaha thats awesome...
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How do I teach my mother to "internet"?

    U dont, some worlds should never be connected. Do u want your mom seeing your facebook chicks?
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    How in the hell do we do will of the emperor, on 25 man? They keep stunning us ffs!!!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    How in the hell do we do will of the emperor, on 25 man? They keep stunning us ffs!!!

    Are you dyslexic or British? I cant tell.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    I got a speeding ticket...should I sleep with the copper who gave it to me to try and get off?
  • btwalsh132
    btwalsh132 Posts: 289 Member
    I see you have tattoos. So I need an explanation. In my haste to leave the mens locker room yesterday afternoon, I noticed a guy that had a , um, I think its called a tramp stamp, a tat on his lower back. Never seen one on a guy.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I got a speeding ticket...should I sleep with the copper who gave it to me to try and get off?

    I dont think sleeping will work. What I would do is get him to take his pants off and snap a picture and then blackmail him into wiping this ticket and all future tickets off.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I see you have tattoos. So I need an explanation. In my haste to leave the mens locker room yesterday afternoon, I noticed a guy that had a , um, I think its called a tramp stamp, a tat on his lower back. Never seen one on a guy.

    He is either
    a. Gay
    b. Lost a bet
    c. passed out drunk and his buddies are evil.
    d. All of the above
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    what's a Greek urn?
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    I have a hangover, is that a good enough reason to skip the gym? Or how do I get rid of it in 2 hours?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    what's a Greek urn?

    It is a poem, but also a good place to hide your cocaine.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?

    Hmmm, now what a I to make of our lunch time coffee date? I guess that not a date. *skulks away
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?

    Hmmm, now what a I to make of our lunch time coffee date? I guess that not a date. *skulks away

    play at lunch, too?!? :tongue:
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    How in the hell do we do will of the emperor, on 25 man? They keep stunning us ffs!!!

    Are you dyslexic or British? I cant tell.

    Brill!
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    Sooo... the choice between a Rich, Successful Doctor with a hot body or a Rich Successful Business man with a hot body or a Cop with a hot body......

    Who do you sleep with?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I have a hot date tonight. Should I play at work the rest of the day?

    Hmmm, now what a I to make of our lunch time coffee date? I guess that not a date. *skulks away

    play at lunch, too?!? :tongue:

    Well at least I get to go first.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Sooo... the choice between a Rich, Successful Doctor with a hot body or a Rich Successful Business man with a hot body or a Cop with a hot body......

    Who do you sleep with?

    Well if these are all dudes I dont sleep with any of them. Oh this is about you? Ok..hmmm

    Doctor: youll have money and he wont be home much and having sex with nurses at work
    Biz Guy: youll have money and he wont be home much and have sex with underlings
    Cop: youll be poor, he will work odd hours and not home much and he will be having sex with drug addicted confidential informants.

    Hmmm..try an accountant.

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