Big knockers

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  • DrBroPHD
    DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
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    this is one of the most disappointing threads I've ever seen
  • Kadesha72
    Kadesha72 Posts: 109 Member
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    Haha... I see what you did there!!!

    You could always like.... dancing while cleaning the knockers!!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    I have huge brass knockers on my front door, it takes me ages to clean them, can i count this *kitten* exercise?
    If you can count that, then polishing one's knob should also count. Which means several MFP members are burning calories while they click this post.

    Boom.

    Just spit water on my keyboard!

    Thank. Thanks a lot.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
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    This made me laugh so hard, and now I cant breathe!

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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    I like a variety of knockers:
    knockers_3.jpg

    ...and here are some knobs... by the looks of them, they are well-worn yet freshly polished :
    IMG_1240-600x400.jpg
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Your knockers and knobs are....

    ...impressive!

    :laugh:
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    Your knockers and knobs are....

    ...impressive!

    :laugh:
    Why, thank you! :blushing:
    I've been told more than once that I have huge brass ones! :laugh:
  • Sballard418
    Sballard418 Posts: 153 Member
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    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL

    Pictures or it didn't happen!
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
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    I like a variety of knockers:
    knockers_3.jpg

    ...and here are some knobs... by the looks of them, they are well-worn yet freshly polished :
    IMG_1240-600x400.jpg

    I like a man who appreciates diversity! Not all knobs or knockers are created equal.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    You clean them with your *kitten*??? That must attract the neighbors! LOL

    Pictures or it didn't happen!

    (snort)
    That's a hoot.
  • gizmo1166
    gizmo1166 Posts: 27 Member
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    Another reason why i love this site!!!! Made me laugh out loud now i have to show your knockers and knobs to my hubbie who wants to know whats so funny!!!!! lol:bigsmile:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
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    Those knobs don't look very polished. Slow day?
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
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    Those knobs don't look very polished. Slow day?

    What knobs are you looking at? Those knobs are *glistening* in the light. They just have a few scratches from being... well loved. :blushing:
  • misstaniamarie
    misstaniamarie Posts: 8
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    hahaaaa! Not what I was thinking it was going to be!!!:blushing:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
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    Those knobs don't look very polished. Slow day?

    What knobs are you looking at? Those knobs are *glistening* in the light. They just have a few scratches from being... well loved. :blushing:
    I hate it when I scratch my knob.
  • kristina1709
    kristina1709 Posts: 119 Member
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    LMAO! Best thread Ive seen today! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • emmgetsfit
    emmgetsfit Posts: 203 Member
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    Those knobs don't look very polished. Slow day?

    What knobs are you looking at? Those knobs are *glistening* in the light. They just have a few scratches from being... well loved. :blushing:
    I hate it when I scratch my knob.

    You should be more careful when you're polishing, make sure to use enough knob polish
  • SallyAnnNorton
    SallyAnnNorton Posts: 30 Member
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    Thanks for all your comments, sorry i dissappointed some but i made some laugh so thats good, i think the spelling mistake was the funniest, now i really can shake my booty whilst i am rubbing hard on my knockers. xx
  • bluebirdlx
    bluebirdlx Posts: 39
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    I thought this was going to be a support thread for women with big knockers :laugh:
  • SallyAnnNorton
    SallyAnnNorton Posts: 30 Member
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    cool raul07, thanks for the photo's of the knockers and knobs, made my day.

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