Best pick up line ever!!

wow do u have fries with that shake..

are you ok!! yes why? because falling from heaven must have hurt your an angel!! lol

idk i dont like pick up lines haha i always walk away from guys using them lol....

but here we go... ill shoot some

are you a hurricane katrina because your blowing me away!

so you must be the reason men fall in love

hi do you believe in one night stands..?

haha idk theres a few...

I was at a night club last year and someone used this baby on me:

him: was your daddy a chicken farmer?
me: no, why?
him: you sure know how to raise a c*ck (male chicken synonym)

When I was voting, a random (older) guy came up to me and said "I vote for you!"
Not sure if it was a pick-up line or not but... Still creeped me out.

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. Please respond.

I used to get messages like that all the time when I was on Okcupid hahahahah

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends. Please respond.

I used to get messages like that all the time when I was on Okcupid hahahahah

lol people are funny :laugh:

one time a random guy walked upto me in the street and said "say, did we go to different schools together?"

If I could be anywhere in the world, I would still want to be here next to you.

There's something wrong with my phone; your number's not in it.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

If beauty were a time, you'd be an eternity.

Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
(Because she's a fallen angel.
Which means she's the devil....)

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Bests List:

When a guy was circling me in the club I stopped him on one of his rounds and said "So you gonna ask me to dance or what?" He smiled and nearly carried me to the dance floor...we dated for awhile. Good times.:smooched:


Oh yeah and at Yard House some guy walked right up to me and just blurted out his annual salary like this... walks up, makes eye contact and says "I make $ ____________ a year." with such confidence, pride and sincerity that I almost dropped him on the spot. But I could tell he was too young for me so I told him it's tempting but my age is ______. And he understood. Smart too. What a shame.


Oh and when wearing a bikini top lined with daisies to an outdoor summer concert some guy in the stands shouted "PLEASE don't EAT the daisies" and made me spit out my drink as I walked by trying to look cool. I laughed so hard i called him down and gave him my number.

ANd walking into another club a guy in line held his heart and said "It HURTS to look, but I HAVE to!" but I never found him once inside.

and rollerblading down newport beach coast with american flag shorts...tatoo guy yells from his bike going in the opposite direction "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" and I laughed so hard I almost fell and waited for him turn around but my friends kept rolling so I couldnt' go back and he was in a group too.

i have a hug penis

A hug penis?

This caused one of the most strange mental images I've had in a very long time.

Mind if I rip your clothes off right now?

Umm, yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.


Hi, I'm Tony and what's your name?
Yes, I know, Tony. We've met before.
Uhhh, couldn't have. I would never forget you.
Well, obviously you did, so by by.

"You're really hot i wanna bang you"
I've used this and it was successful lol

"I like the way your skin is stretched across your skeletal frame"
I've used this and it worked, this is my secret nerdy pick up line lol

"You look like someone I know"
Lame I know but it works lol

YOLO!! Girls can be sleezy too

"You're really hot i wanna bang you"
I've used this and it was successful lol

"I like the way your skin is stretched across your skeletal frame"
I've used this and it worked, this is my secret nerdy pick up line lol

"You look like someone I know"
Lame I know but it works lol

YOLO!! Girls can be sleezy too

LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!

You're a woman. It doesn't matter if they worked. I assure you, you could find at least one guy that "Let me smell your ****" would work on.

LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!

What's the problem? I've been called a slut many times in my life...one particular summer I even deserved it. ^_^

hug? like an anaconda? or python wrapping around you?

Okay, this just overtook the previous comment for weirdest mental image in a long time.

well what was your image? something like this?

No, it was actually more like a giant penis snake wrapping some poor woman to a tree. Voice over of some creepy British guy saying "there to the left is the hug penis" optional.

Hey, baby. Wanna go halves on a *kitten*?