Best pick up line ever!!

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  • aaashle_y
    aaashle_y Posts: 15
    Here they are

    1. A guy checks my inside clothing label and says, "Yep just as I suspected made in heaven."
    2. A guy walks up to me and says "Hon, your hotter than donut grease"
    3. A guy walks up to me and says "I've lost my number can I have yours" I said sure give me your cell and Ill put my name and number in it but I really text 9099 and gave $10 to the red cross.
  • emzypemzy93
    emzypemzy93 Posts: 185
    LOL that's very true!! We have it pretty easy in the pick up department but the catch is we get labeled a slut just as easily!!

    What's the problem? I've been called a slut many times in my life...one particular summer I even deserved it. ^_^

    If you're a dude being called a slut is probably a huge *kitten* compliment!! As for a girl who just likes to have a little fun every now and then... not so much!! LOL!! Life is unfair O.o
  • emzypemzy93
    emzypemzy93 Posts: 185
    Here they are

    1. A guy checks my inside clothing label and says, "Yep just as I suspected made in heaven."
    2. A guy walks up to me and says "Hon, your hotter than donut grease"
    3. A guy walks up to me and says "I've lost my number can I have yours" I said sure give me your cell and Ill put my name and number in it but I really text 9099 and gave $10 to the red cross.

    Lmfaaooo that's gold!!!
  • jenn4516
    jenn4516 Posts: 1 Member
    The worst: He was walking around trying to look all smooth and he says to me "I got my HIV test back today...neg-a-tive" and batted his eyelashes at me.
    <hurk>
  • dubster
    dubster Posts: 35 Member
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together forever"
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    Feel that material do you know what material that is, it's boyfriend material:)
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    You remind me of my pinky toe ....
    short, cute, and I am definitely going to bang you on my couch later
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    i have a hug penis

    HA!!!
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 231 Member
    " I believe you are on my Nice list....."

    Never used it because I am married but it might get a smile if said with some panache! (Panache is a sense of personal style, not a cheese spread.....chuckling ruefully here).
  • moebius13
    moebius13 Posts: 39
    Worst line I ever heard that worked--Guy walked up to a girl in the bar, said " You wanna get a pizza and then F***?" When girl predictably said NO, he replied, What, you don't like pizza? She laughed and ended up leaving with him. I couldn't believe it! :noway:

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