A weird fact about you.

In spite of an Ivy education and being brought up by a solid family, I am still proud of all the different face noises I can make and I have little regard for when face noises are appropriate or not.

All of the movies I remember most from my childhood are movies that had disturbing or scary scenes.
....I loved those scenes.

I collect wallets, never happy with the one i have

my junk is pierced

I want to be your friend.

I wanna sand something now. Or buff some wood. *Pauly Shore Reference.

When I was 8, a huge Rottwieler ate off the side of my face and they had to sew my ear back on.. over 600 stitches and 5 plastic surgeries.. and now I am obsessed with big dogs. I currently have 2 100+ lb pitts and would love to have a great dane in the future.

i refuse to let my cat take naps during the day because he always wakes me up whenever i want to take a nap. retaliation!

lol how bout a few.

On my left foot, my toe before the smallest toe, is actually SMALLER than the smallest one lol.
I eat syrup on my mac and cheese
I'm terrified of the dark
I can't go to the bathroom without flushing the toilet first
I love to drink the juice out of canned veggies
I miss being pregnant
I weigh less now than before I got pregnant and I've NOT worked out or dieted really
I have to brush my hair before I take a shower
eh, thats good for now

If you miss being pregnant have you ever thought about being a surrogate? I could give you some info! (I loved pregnancy too lol)

I can push both of my shoulder blades out of the skin about 4 inches or so. I can do it one at a time or together so that if I do it while walking on my hands and knees I look like a lion.

I have always been in love with DDR

If a song comes on the radio that I do not like I will simply turn off the radio, rather than looking for a new station.

I can dislocate my left thumb and then pop it back into place.

I have a phobia of every insect (butterflies, spiders, ants, gnats, ladybugs, etc.)
I also have a fear of dead animals (roadkill, pets.)
I hold my breath when people pass me...don't ask
I hate hearing ANYONE chew but lol at the sound of utensils hitting/ scraping plates. Going to a restaurant with me may not be a good idea.
I detest clumsy people. If I see you trip, fall, or spill something... I've killed you 10 different ways in my head.

The feel of paper bags and cardboard on my skin gives me the shivers, and not in a good way!

I won't swim in a pool if I find an old band-aid in it.

On my right foot, the toe next to my big toe is longer than my big toe. But on my left foot, it's shorter. . .

We call that a hillbilly toe

I don't like to mix foods. When I was little it was worse. If I was eating mixed vegetables I would first eat all the beans, then all the corn, then all the carrots....Now I eat the vegetables first, then the protein then the starch. I always hope that I will be too full to finish the starch, but it never happens.

me too!