do you have a serial killer mentality
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the serial killer answer is to know already what NOT to say, and write the answer that a non-serial killer would write, pass the FBI exam, and then abuse their power as an FBI agent to get away with murder. literally. repeatedly.
The real "answer" is that this "test" is nothing more than a chain email started in 2002.
It has never been used by the FBI, and is not an appropriate means of determining whether or not someone is psychologically unstable.
That being said, it is a good "test" to hand out, just for fun.
Edit: Sorry to rain on your parade, Bynsky
The real fun comes when someone earnestly asks you the question, and you give the 'serial killer' answer with a deadpan face, and then repeatedly fail to understand what the problem is.0 -
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2 of the voices say to kill the sister and see if he comes back.
1 voice says to run an ad in the personal sections.
3 voices say to fake her own death and jump out of the coffin when he shows
1 voice said there are no frogs in the oven because there are no bones in ice cream. (We typically don't listen to that voice...)0 -
That cute guy would not have gotten away in the first place with me.
I would have tackled him while he was on his way out, taken him home and handcuffed him to the bed!0 -
Snopes calls BS on the test: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.asp
well, my BIL is quite full of BS....
I was just a little bored this AM, have some fun.
And this is why we are friends... Lol0 -
Snopes calls BS on the test: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.asp
well, my BIL is quite full of BS....
I was just a little bored this AM, have some fun.
No, I'm just mad because my answer was for her to kill her father. I figured that if the man knew the mother, he's more likely to be in contact with that generation and know the father as well. And so killing the father would maximize the odds of seeing his return. I completely overlooked the sister and failed the test and so am not a potential serial killer. I also made an unwarranted assumption that she hasn't already killed her father. Silly I know. So anyway I had to discredit the whole thing so I could feel better about myself.
*sad face*0 -
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She's already in trouble. That good looking man was Dexter...0
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2 of the voices say to kill the sister and see if he comes back.
1 voice says to run an ad in the personal sections.
3 voices say to fake her own death and jump out of the coffin when he shows
1 voice said there are no frogs in the oven because there are no bones in ice cream. (We typically don't listen to that voice...)
this answer hahahaha0 -
Why would she try to track him down? Amazing looking guys are all over the place.0
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Well the answer is obvious. However i wonder what kind of person thinks about meeting someone when their parent just died?0
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The good looking man IS the serial killer!!! So, I say start a I-Love-Killers fan club, make t-shirts, take donations.... he'll show up.0
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I believe I read this in an alex cross novel and I asked a bunch of people as well. lol I thought it was brilliant.0
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No, I'm just mad because my answer was for her to kill her father. I figured that if the man knew the mother, he's more likely to be in contact with that generation and know the father as well. And so killing the father would maximize the odds of seeing his return. I completely overlooked the sister and failed the test and so am not a potential serial killer. I also made an unwarranted assumption that she hasn't already killed her father. Silly I know. So anyway I had to discredit the whole thing so I could feel better about myself.
*sad face*
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I guess I don't because I would just blow it off and go home and smoke a bowl.0
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I thought I did a fairly good job of covering my tracks at the funeral, but the fact that this question is being asked is just further proof that you'll all have to die. Loose ends and all that, no hard feelings, I hope...0
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One night stand.0
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ETA: I don't want a strike, forget it0
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While standing there in your little black dress and heels ... Take tiny thong panties off at funeral in front of everyone and use them to dry your tears.
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Maybe another way would be to leak a fake story about some lethal bio-toxin or disease that people attending the funeral may have contracted and list an address for treatment. Then stake out the treatment center.0
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I was going to say check the sign in/condolences book to look for names I didn't recognize but you freaks are nuckin futs! :drinker:0
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Watch a few episodes of Dexter and take notes?0
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2 of the voices say to kill the sister and see if he comes back.
1 voice says to run an ad in the personal sections.
3 voices say to fake her own death and jump out of the coffin when he shows
1 voice said there are no frogs in the oven because there are no bones in ice cream. (We typically don't listen to that voice...)
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2 of the voices say to kill the sister and see if he comes back.
1 voice says to run an ad in the personal sections.
3 voices say to fake her own death and jump out of the coffin when he shows
1 voice said there are no frogs in the oven because there are no bones in ice cream. (We typically don't listen to that voice...)
Also, why are most people assuming the sibling is a sister?0 -
NO
the serial killer answer is to know already what NOT to say, and write the answer that a non-serial killer would write, pass the FBI exam, and then abuse their power as an FBI agent to get away with murder. literally. repeatedly.
That's what I'd do.... Just sayin'0 -
2 of the voices say to kill the sister and see if he comes back.
1 voice says to run an ad in the personal sections.
3 voices say to fake her own death and jump out of the coffin when he shows
1 voice said there are no frogs in the oven because there are no bones in ice cream. (We typically don't listen to that voice...)
Rotfl :laugh: :laugh:0 -
kill the sister, he'll show up at that funeral as well, this time, don't let him get away. trap him in the dungeon and wait on stockholm syndrome. eventually that will kick in and he will love you. FOREVER. *crazy eyes*
Maab, I you so hard!0 -
I 'almost' do, however mine was proven via a battery of psychological tests about a decade ago. The only difference between myself, and say, someone like Ted Bundy, is that my 'self-control' levels are marginally higher than my 'anger' levels. It was pretty funny to me hearing the psych say "I haven't seen anger levels this high, except in the cases of mass murderers and serial killers. At the same time, I haven't seen self-control levels this high in anyone, ever." He appears to be right so far, as I regularly find myself resisting the urge to strangle at least every third person I come across.
Oh...wait...this was about some goofy snopes stuff again...dammit.0 -
"serial killer mentality" implies i want to kill them.
i just like to keep them around. not my fault i forget to feed my pets from time to time.0
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