The newest MFP millionaire

DrBroPHD
DrBroPHD Posts: 245 Member
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Hey I just want to let you all know I am now a millionaire. I'm so excited and it is ok if you are all jealous

I was contacted by the prince of Nigeria. It is kinda of complicated but do to a unusual series of events I'm going to be coming in to 10 million USD.

Any suggestions what I should spend my new found wealth on? I'm already maxing out my credit cards in anticipation.

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  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    Motorcycles
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    me
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    Raspberry keytones.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I HAD THIS HAPPEN TO ME TOO.
    Be careful. I don't know what I did wrong but I think I send my good faith deposit to the wrong place. Everything went badly.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Hey I just want to let you all know I am now a millionaire. I'm so excited and it is ok if you are all jealous

    I was contacted by the prince of Nigeria. It is kinda of complicated but do to a unusual series of events I'm going to be coming in to 10 million USD.

    Any suggestions what I should spend my new found wealth on? I'm already maxing out my credit cards in anticipation.

    1) green coffee bean extract
    2) ?
    3) profit!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Cool story, I'll let you know when you can join the club.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Okay, slow your role.

    This is a scam.

    It's really known that this stuff isn't reel. You need to watch out where you get you're information from, because, soon you will find youreself on a plane to Russha to marry a hot girl and that is another scam.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    One minute you're corresponding to the Prince of Nigeria eagerly awaiting millions, and then WHAM before you know it you wake up in a bathtub full of ice and no kidney.
  • DZFitness
    DZFitness Posts: 19 Member
    DrBroPHD, love the name.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Hookers and blow
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I heard there was a new weight loss product being sold. It's called calorie deficit over time. You should find the thread it was posted under and buy a bunch!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Hookers and blow

    Or what she said!
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    The prince of Nigeria contacted me too!! No way! Shut up!! We're related now!!
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    ♪ If i had a million bucks - I'd still be out on the streets robbin armored trucks♪
  • mzthiknez
    mzthiknez Posts: 37 Member
    you lame... we've all got that email already... lmao #Dumbass.com
  • DebraYvonne
    DebraYvonne Posts: 632 Member
    I am so very happy for you kindest gentleman. I would pass it along to all of your friends on MFP.
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    Hookers and blow


    THIS! :bigsmile:
  • djdirito
    djdirito Posts: 2 Member
    SCAM - I know that they can't put anything that isn't true on the internet . . . . but just in case, you might want to check out this link:

    http://www.snopes.com/fraud/advancefee/nigeria.asp
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    If I had a Million Dollars, i'd Buy that fancy ketchup, yea, the Dejon kind!

    Oh and.....
    lap_zpsc36a3f2e.gif
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    BACON! Lots and lots of bacon.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I better get a sweet-*kitten* valentine.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    Send it to Sally Struthers and feed the children.
  • Ebelina07
    Ebelina07 Posts: 32
    pls, pls and pls it is a scam
    1. who is this prince of Nigeria (by the way there are many of genuine princes in Nigeria)
    2. a good scammer wouldn't use this lame method
    i wonder who is spoiling our good name. it is really unfair!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Uhh.. for those of you obviously unable to recognize sarcasm or get a joke, the OP is kidding.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    The right answer is obviously Bacon.

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