Silly Canadians

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Can we annex them already so I don't have to go through customs/border security when I drive to alaska.

    Then what flag pins are we going to wear while traveling overseas to avoid getting shot or kidnapped?

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    South Africa's.

    Good point. No one gets the funny accent anyway.

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  • Serenitytoo
    Serenitytoo Posts: 449 Member
    Our beer is better too, so is some of the BC Wines...
    mmm love the wines... I live in the Okanagan so right were the best of it is!

    And to OP, you sound a little like my 4 year old niece... she thinks all adults are silly and tells us so on a regular basis :tongue:
  • JetzGurl
    JetzGurl Posts: 213 Member
    Can we annex them already so I don't have to go through customs/border security when I drive to alaska.

    Why would you want to go to Alaska...
  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    your country needs to A, get better money, it’s like you want us to make fun of

    Our money is now plastic and smells like maple syrup.. how could it get any better?

    It also melts if you leave it in the sun.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Our beer is better too, so is some of the BC Wines...
    mmm love the wines... I live in the Okanagan so right were the best of it is!

    And to OP, you sound a little like my 4 year old niece... she thinks all adults are silly and tells us so on a regular basis :tongue:

    I'm mature, obviously.
  • bruningk78
    bruningk78 Posts: 22 Member
    I'm not Canadian but I love Canada...must be from living by the border..... I :heart: Molson and Timmie's :drinker:
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    So many classic Barney Stinson quotes about Canada.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Can we annex them already so I don't have to go through customs/border security when I drive to alaska.

    Why would you want to go to Alaska...

    I want to shoot a grizzly while I'm fishing for salmon...
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Our beer is better too, so is some of the BC Wines...

    Yikes, let's not get crazy. You guys are GREAT, and I LOVE YOU, but your beer... well, let me just leave my RateBeer review of Alexander Keith's right here:

    "More like Alexander Queefs. What an absolute misnomer of a label; some of the worst beer I’ve had, right up there with 2 year old Bud Light found in the basement when you’re 13. How is this called an IPA? Did a Canadian pee in a bottle and say, "I pee, eh"?"
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Tim Horton's? Really? Hockey? eh. And what was the name of that silly Olympic gear?
    Oh yeah. Roots. Whoop-de-doo !
  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    Agree about the wine, beer and bacon, but I can't believe no one has mentioned tortiere or poutine.

    And some of the funniest comedians on the face of the earth.

    You can keep William Shatner, though.
  • aadutton
    aadutton Posts: 87
    QFT.

    I thought to QFT you actually had to Q something? Am I confused about this interweb jargon?
  • Eons44
    Eons44 Posts: 76 Member
    They have milk in bags, which is pretty cool
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Trailer Park Boys

    /end thread.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    Silly, perhaps...but we know how to party.....

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Trailer Park Boys

    /end thread.

    “You poor thing. Having to grow up in Canada, with America right there.”
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • ewnash
    ewnash Posts: 1
    Why would you want to drive to Alaska? It's full of assorted Palin spawn.
  • Eons44
    Eons44 Posts: 76 Member
    Trailer Park Boys

    /end thread.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Trailer Park Boys

    /end thread.

    “You poor thing. Having to grow up in Canada, with America right there.”

    Ughh tell me about it! Worst neighbor EVER!
  • Queen_Adrock
    Queen_Adrock Posts: 130 Member
    Canadian Whiskey doesn't suck.

    Depends what you get. Seagrams and Royal Crown are good. Canadian Club is trash (then again, it IS rye). I do miss the US prices. Rumor has it that the extra alcohol cost goes into the health care system, so I can't complain. I'm just investing in a new liver whenever I drink.
  • Linli_Anne
    Linli_Anne Posts: 1,360 Member
    Say what now?

    Silly, eh?

    Whale Oil Beef Hooked.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
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  • leska1216
    leska1216 Posts: 260
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    I love this commercial!!

    And once we just about stole half of the Pouce Coupe police force. Or maybe it was a third. They have one cruiser, and the other 2 are plywood cutouts on the highway!!

    Only in Canada!! But it's my Canada and I love it!! And proud to be Canadian.
  • leska1216
    leska1216 Posts: 260
    Canadian Whiskey doesn't suck.

    Nor does Kokanee beer!!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    America is Canada's underwear :wink:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Boohoo!! No invitation to Canada for Tyler.:angry:
  • bruningk78
    bruningk78 Posts: 22 Member
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    America is Canada's underwear :wink:

    haha YES
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    America is Canada's underwear :wink:

    And what does that make Florida? Yea, that's right . . .

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