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      We have Smarties so you can all suck it!

      We have Smarties. Different from what you crazy Icebacks call Smarties. We call those M&M's. Kind of like what y'all call bacon, we call ham. Crazy Canuckleheads. :tongue:
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      Then there's the pencil crayons.
    • Posts: 1,430 Member
      lol i'm american, and i hate americans...

      I'm British, we hate you too :smile:










      Disclaimer - it's a joke
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      Plus, we can have moose enemas anytime we want.
      Wait, I think Im mixing up my threads.
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      Canadians are the shiznit
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      I'm British, we hate you too :smile:










      Disclaimer - it's a joke

      I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

      I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

      Now, back to the Canada bashing....
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      For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.
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      Canada is #1...in being north of America.

      Not to split hairs, but Canada is also east of America and south of America.
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      For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!! GET OUT OF CANADA...PLEASE!!

      Maple Syrup is CERTAINLY NOT gross, it is delicious. One of my favourite dinners is pan fried salmon in maple syrup.
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      For the record maple syrup is ****ing gross and Canadian women are THE ****.

      Take that first part back or we will deploy our army. Yes, all three of them.
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      I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

      I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

      Now, back to the Canada bashing....

      Edit - not worth the strike :smile:
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      Bite me!!
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      “Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it’s like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don’t.”

      What is it *kitten* day already??
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      Then there's the pencil crayons.

      Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?
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      Wait, what? Is there something about pencil crayons? Did I miss the memo?

      In the states they are called "colored pencils"
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      In the states they are called "colored pencils"

      Huh. I never thought about it before.

      Well that's just kooky.

      Kooky Americans.
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      What's the difference? It's the same ****.
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      In the states they are called "colored pencils"
      Hehe, my ex-husband is Canadian and when he dropped that Canadianism on me, I thought it was hilarious. Pencils and crayons are each very distinct things, to my mind. He claimed that he felt the term 'colored pencils' was vaguely racist, lol. :)
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      I think Tyler is just looking to stir up some **** and seeing who he can pit against each other. Grow up Ty!!
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      Hehe, my ex-husband is Canadian and when he dropped that Canadianism on me, I thought it was hilarious. Pencils and crayons are each very distinct things, to my mind. He claimed that he felt the term 'colored pencils' was vaguely racist, lol. :)

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!! Lol
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      No Canada thread is complete without curling . . .

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      I keep waiting for discussion on back bacon and toques.
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      Born and raised Canadian over here!! Proud to say yes :laugh: we are silly :blushing:

      from A to zed
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      I'll get back to picking on the Canucks in a second, but...

      I spent six years in the U.S. Navy, and have been around the world a couple of times. Out of all the places I've been, Scotland was one of my favorites because of how great the Scots treated us (and the Aussies). Anyway, we were in a pub in Holy Loch one night, and I asked one of the old timers (who had been buying us drinks) why the Scots liked us so much when it seemed like the rest of the world hated us. His response was priceless, "You Yanks, you're alright. Anyone who kicks the crap out of the British twice, is aces in my book."

      Now, back to the Canada bashing....

      Ahh! I miss my Dunoon pub crawling nights. Especially in the summer when you closed the pubs and the sun was still in the sky.
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      I hate people.
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      hhaha - my man is Canadian. And yes he is a very silly. Not to mention that he seems to be immune to the cold. You could save a fortune on your heating bills just by lying next to him when you're cold.
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      Take that first part back or we will deploy our army. Yes, all three of them.

      Notice how now denies the women comment? But I stick to my guns... it's gross.
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      Anyone who comes up with touque for hat is fine in my book. Thanks, neighbor.
    • Posts: 4,375 Member
      I think Tyler is just looking to stir up some **** and seeing who he can pit against each other. Grow up Ty!!

      No.
      I think you're the only one who actually took me serious.
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