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Girls are better....
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...at making sammiches. I really don't want any more guys on my friend list, but if you are a girl, and you are sexy and like to flirt...and if you would not mind making me a nice roast beef sammich with spicy mustard a couple times a day, please send me a FR.
Okay. I've been wanting sandwiches lately, too. What do I get out of it for making you a sammich?0 -
Can you cut the crust too.
oh! Good call on that one.0 -
I don't do sammiches.
I do cookies, but since you specifically requested sammiches, you lose out.
Oh well. (sigh)
I was sad but I'm over it. :bigsmile:
What about Oreos? Best of both worlds.0 -
If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
OMG THIS!!! YES
As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!
and what should you do first?
Take off my pants. Duh!0 -
Grilled Cuban Sandwich :smokin: Taking it up a notch.
Chica, Are you trying to make me fall in love with you. Showing me that at lunch time. That's underhanded.0 -
...at making sammiches. I really don't want any more guys on my friend list, but if you are a girl, and you are sexy and like to flirt...and if you would not mind making me a nice roast beef sammich with spicy mustard a couple times a day, please send me a FR.
All this time I thought you preferred Mayo! WTF?0 -
I will take a beer as well0
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If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
OMG THIS!!! YES
As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!
and what should you do first?
Take off my pants. Duh!
and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin0 -
Sounds like you already have all the ham and cheese you need...0
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This is a great intro!
He's NOT NEW! He's a SAMMICH TROLL!!0 -
If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
OMG THIS!!! YES
As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!
and what should you do first?
Take off my pants. Duh!
and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin
Oh. the type who plays hard to get. I like it.:bigsmile:0 -
How do I get in on this action? Wait.
Um.
You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!0 -
How do I get in on this action? Wait.
Um.
You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!
Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.0 -
How do I get in on this action? Wait.
Um.
You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!
Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
OMG THIS!!! YES
As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!
and what should you do first?
Take off my pants. Duh!
and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin
Oh. the type who plays hard to get. I like it.:bigsmile:
Kevin,
GTFOut of my deli.....0 -
How do I get in on this action? Wait.
Um.
You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!
Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.
Only because you're a sexist!0 -
All I hear is, "I have a tiny penis!" "Me too, let's compensate!"0
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How do I get in on this action? Wait.
Um.
You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!
Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.
Only because you're a sexist!
"Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?" - Nigel Tuffnell0 -
All I hear is, "I have a tiny penis!" "Me too, let's compensate!"
What's wrong with a tiny penis? He can't help it.0 -
I like sammiches..... wait a minute... no I don't... I just am desperate to make them by the loaful, if necessary......0
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