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Girls are better....

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  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    ...at making sammiches. I really don't want any more guys on my friend list, but if you are a girl, and you are sexy and like to flirt...and if you would not mind making me a nice roast beef sammich with spicy mustard a couple times a day, please send me a FR. :wink:

    Okay. I've been wanting sandwiches lately, too. What do I get out of it for making you a sammich? :tongue:
  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    Can you cut the crust too.

    oh! Good call on that one.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I don't do sammiches.

    I do cookies, but since you specifically requested sammiches, you lose out.

    Oh well. (sigh)
    I was sad but I'm over it. :bigsmile:

    What about Oreos? Best of both worlds.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

    OMG THIS!!! YES

    As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!

    and what should you do first?

    Take off my pants. Duh!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    20110705-159851-grilled-cuban-sandwich.jpg

    Grilled Cuban Sandwich :smokin: Taking it up a notch.

    Chica, Are you trying to make me fall in love with you. Showing me that at lunch time. That's underhanded.
  • IamBlackMamba
    IamBlackMamba Posts: 229
    ...at making sammiches. I really don't want any more guys on my friend list, but if you are a girl, and you are sexy and like to flirt...and if you would not mind making me a nice roast beef sammich with spicy mustard a couple times a day, please send me a FR. :wink:

    All this time I thought you preferred Mayo! WTF?
  • NeeneVa
    NeeneVa Posts: 42 Member
    I will take a beer as well
  • LaSutopia
    LaSutopia Posts: 1,164 Member
    If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

    OMG THIS!!! YES

    As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!

    and what should you do first?

    Take off my pants. Duh!

    and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin
  • vchristie0811
    vchristie0811 Posts: 11 Member
    Sounds like you already have all the ham and cheese you need...
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    This is a great intro!

    He's NOT NEW! He's a SAMMICH TROLL!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

    OMG THIS!!! YES

    As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!

    and what should you do first?

    Take off my pants. Duh!

    and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin

    Oh. the type who plays hard to get. I like it.:bigsmile:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    How do I get in on this action? Wait.

    Um.


    You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    How do I get in on this action? Wait.

    Um.


    You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!

    Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    How do I get in on this action? Wait.

    Um.


    You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!

    Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    If she can get up to make you a sandwich after...YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

    OMG THIS!!! YES

    As I have said a million times... She needs to make the sammich first. That's the foreplay!

    and what should you do first?

    Take off my pants. Duh!

    and that might be why your pants are not off more:) just sayin

    Oh. the type who plays hard to get. I like it.:bigsmile:

    Kevin,

    GTFOut of my deli.....
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    How do I get in on this action? Wait.

    Um.


    You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!

    Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.

    Only because you're a sexist!
  • peckish_pomegranate
    peckish_pomegranate Posts: 242 Member
    All I hear is, "I have a tiny penis!" "Me too, let's compensate!"
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    How do I get in on this action? Wait.

    Um.


    You're a sexist pig ggrrrhhrhhrhrhrh I can't believe you'd say this I'm so mad at the internet!

    Why do you have to be so divisive? Aren't we all here for the same thing? I'm reporting this.

    Only because you're a sexist!

    "Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?" - Nigel Tuffnell
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    All I hear is, "I have a tiny penis!" "Me too, let's compensate!"

    What's wrong with a tiny penis? He can't help it.
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    I like sammiches..... wait a minute... no I don't... I just am desperate to make them by the loaful, if necessary......
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