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  • Fox_n_sox
    Fox_n_sox Posts: 283 Member
    Pork Homewrecker with corn salsa, black beans, cheese, and guac. (telling my husband what to order me from Moe's Southwest Grill. It was tasty)


    Pork Homewrecker...never heard of it... LoL
  • satch45
    satch45 Posts: 126 Member
    Received: Ouch!
  • thintor
    thintor Posts: 33
    sent: picked my thesis topic today!

    no reply yet..
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    Received: miss you too my love
  • alowry007
    alowry007 Posts: 52 Member
    Received: Okay
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    received: King Soopers Rx: Your prescription(s) ending in xxxx180 are ready for pickup
  • axelorate
    axelorate Posts: 75 Member
    Received: I'm rolling with a black dude now if it assuages him a bit.
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Received: Ignore my message. I was gonna ask you to sit with Hook while he came out of his drugs and woke up. Your not home though LOL

    Sent yesterday from Sis. Her dog had pins removed from leg...he had been hit by a car a while back.
  • kpnive
    kpnive Posts: 64 Member
    Sent: Thanks for the yummy sammich.

    (My husband makes my lunches for me :))
  • crystalflame
    crystalflame Posts: 1,049 Member
    Sent: Root canals are THE WORST. I'm sorry =(
  • ladynica
    ladynica Posts: 329 Member
    Sent: LMAO. I think suckling applies to the balls. I can't be thinking about ur balls right now. I won't get my work done. :P

    *hangs head in shame for a moment and then thinks "eff it!" and walks away proudly* LMAO.
  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    Received: Me too!!
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Sent:
    Degenerate web toed window licking **** handed sister shagging goat fondlers who couldn't find their *kitten* with both hands.
    Engineers my fecking hole. A crack addled epileptic with a sledgehammer would break less than these langers.
  • mistylovesmusic
    mistylovesmusic Posts: 147
    Received: You'll cut your finger off...

    When I asked the hubby if he would teach me how to use the saw.
  • surfinglily
    surfinglily Posts: 12 Member
    received: That was quick
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Sent: Sorry I was sleeping
  • Stacyplus5
    Stacyplus5 Posts: 493
    rec: EPD investigating suspicious man at school
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    I received notification that my package from Amazon is on a truck for delivery. :-)
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
    Will you print off my plane ticket please? Love you. I'm getting assigned a new advisor in sociology that will talk to me about the BA and BS.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    would love to share but thread..wait another just came in "of course!"
  • satch45
    satch45 Posts: 126 Member
    Received: Frog
  • Liadora11
    Liadora11 Posts: 35
    Recieved: "Ok will do. Kisses"
    (Hubby agreeing to pick daughter up from nursery.)
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    received: Haha! Nice! U should think of me more often. Or maybe even cal!!!!!
  • stresco
    stresco Posts: 354 Member
    Received: Love U Too
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    Sent: Suuuuuuuuure
  • babymaddux
    babymaddux Posts: 209 Member
    sent: not funny :tongue: u need to kiss it better lol
  • cdpark617
    cdpark617 Posts: 316 Member
    "You are kind honest and smart"

    Sent to my 12 year old daughter responding to the question why I said that she was a great person.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Sent: Or not.




    Even in real life, I'm kind of an *kitten*.
  • pafagel
    pafagel Posts: 268 Member
    Sent: I'm a bit sore to. Same time tomorrow.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    Sent: "lol you're so cynical" - to my brother

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