Last text message either sent or received

ok

Received: Marley hugged me last night around my waist and said "Yaya, your muscles are really big around your tummy. I'm really proud of you".....

My mom telling me what my 4yr old nephew said!!

Sent: " If you can't come for some reason use it for crack n ho's"

recieved: no problem

Received: "Lol oh ok"

Received: "Kill it with fire!"

Seriously..I have track

Sent: "josh says i love you"


Being sarcastic because I didn't say I love you to my fiance before hanging up the phone on my break at work.

Sent...

Waheeeeey!

last text message recieved: "did that drug dealer try to talk to you?"
last text message sent: "yeah but it's no big"

Sent: bring me in some loo roll please.

sent:Yes

sent "why the f#$k do your panties have ruffles on them"
recvd "cause Im fancy"

I just felt like drinking and I didn't want to do it alone.

sent (to my ex): "speaking of the dentist, making 2nd to last pmt this week [on daughter's huge dental bill] please reimburse me on Sunday."