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Why am I here?

jbutterflye
jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
edited January 13 in Chit-Chat
Why? WHY?
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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    For the wonderful support and motivation MFP forums offer?
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    because my body is ready

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Why are any of us here? Because we're here. Roll the bones of course.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    To make me a sammich?
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    To make me a sammich?

    D'oh!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    You're addicted
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Yeah...um...sure...that's where I was going with this.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    You're addicted

    *gasp*
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    Don`t stay, go somewhere else?

    Or did you mean why are you here on this planet?? I can`t answer that !!!:noway:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Why are any of us here? Because we're here. Roll the bones of course.

    Rush knows?
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

    Is it an African or European Stork?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Why are any of us here? Because we're here. Roll the bones of course.

    Rush knows?

    Ding!
  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Because its better than weaving baskets in a mental ward, rocking ever so slightly while mumbling the words to REM's Shiny Happy People song... just sayin...
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

    Is it an African or European Stork?

    Proof it's possible:

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  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I realize you may be looking for a deeper meaning, but honestly, you're just here to give me something pretty to look at...and I thank you.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Magic must be magic.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Because its better than weaving baskets in a mental ward, rocking ever so slightly while mumbling the words to REM's Shiny Happy People song... just sayin...

    You get that stuck in my head, and so help me.....
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    Are you here to ask us about raspberry ketones or green coffee beans?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    OK...well when a mommy and a daddy love each other, or just have a funny feeling in their lower parts, they get together and ...
    And they pray to God really really hard, and then an angel puts a baby in mommy's belly, and then somehow a stork gets the baby from mommy's belly, and puts it on the steps of the house for them to find.

    Bullcrap. A nine pound bird could not carry a eight pound baby. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios!

    Is it an African or European Stork?

    Proof it's possible:

    08300939_low.jpg

    Totally Shopped.
  • nsb999
    nsb999 Posts: 9
    You are here because you want to improve your health. You see a problem and you want to change it?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why are you here? And why do I feel compelled to respond?...
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    I realize you may be looking for a deeper meaning, but honestly, you're just here to give me something pretty to look at...and I thank you.

    Ding, ding, ding. :) Haha.
  • runningfataway
    runningfataway Posts: 262
    Gee I don't know, you tell me.

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  • spike443
    spike443 Posts: 2 Member
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    Heroin Bob?
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    Coz MFP is where the cool kids are???
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  • mminor77
    mminor77 Posts: 313
    Its so catchy while I weave my baskets..... Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people holding hands
    Shiny happy people laughing
    hmmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm :laugh:
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