How cold is it....

gwduker
gwduker Posts: 293
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Just for fun, how cold is it???

It's so cold, i saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets!

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  • abrewer563
    abrewer563 Posts: 122
    Just for fun, how cold is it???

    It's so cold, i saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets!

    Hahahahaha love this. :laugh:
  • Rachlmale
    Rachlmale Posts: 640 Member
    It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women.
  • brandymandycandy
    brandymandycandy Posts: 146
    "It's colder than two ex-wives out there."
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    It's so cold that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Its colder than a mercedes benz with the windows down when the temp falls round the negative 80s
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Its sooo cold that even Jennifer Aniston came up to me and said, "I can see your nipples through your shirt." And I said, "I can see yours too!" And she said, "So what? Mine are always on!"
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I baked a cake, set it out to cool, 10 minute later it's frosted.
  • judiiiiindisguise
    judiiiiindisguise Posts: 63 Member
    It's so cold, even the Good Humour Man is in a bad mood.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Colder than the other side of the pillow on a hot night.
  • brandymandycandy
    brandymandycandy Posts: 146
    Colder than the other side of the pillow on a hot night.

    That's a good cold :smile:
  • 50sBeachWalking
    50sBeachWalking Posts: 63 Member
    It's so cold, the snowman is wearing a scarf and smoking a pipe.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Colder than the other side of the pillow on a hot night.

    That's a good cold :smile:

    I know. Nothing like flippin' the pillow!
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    It's so cold, last night I heard a knock on the door, it was the snowman BEGGING me to let him in to stand by the fireplace.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    It's so warm I can finally go outside barefoot again! Aaaah, 30F you're so good to me.
  • gwduker
    gwduker Posts: 293
    It's so cold my mother's false teeth were chattering in the overnight glass!
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
    It's colder than a referee's heart.
  • emmymcq
    emmymcq Posts: 278 Member
    It's so cold, I could cut glass with my nipples!
  • redragtop05
    redragtop05 Posts: 140 Member
    It's so cold my long-johns are hiding!
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    It's so cold that the Republicans are actually considering the possibility of discussing a way to possibly start talking about helping other Americans who are freezing to death and can't afford heat.
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
    It's so cold teenage boys are pulling up their pants.

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