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Oh no! I just drank a diet soda. How long do I have?

GoMizzou99
Posts: 512 Member
I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
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Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:0
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R.I.P. OP.0
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I assume you're already gone. May god bless your soul.0
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Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:0
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Can I have your stuff?0
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Got any left?0
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Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:0
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I had Sweet 'N Low in my iced tea...am I a goner too??0
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You're now responsible for the destruction of 3 acres of rain forest. I hope you're happy.0
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you should have added vodka.....0
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I'm drinking a Diet Coke with Lime as we speak
Maybe we can get a deal on funeral expenses:smokin:0 -
Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:
Hubby's a paramedic
That's not too far off the mark...0 -
I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
ERMAGERD! You're head will surely implode.
The upside is that you'll lose 15kg.0 -
We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.0
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you'll probably need an enema.0
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I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
Wait, do they still make Squirt? Really? Really?,0 -
We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.
IM TOO LATE :sad:0 -
you'll probably need an enema.0
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I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
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The trick is to start small so that you can build up immunities. Start out in small doses, like a sip here and a sip there then larger ones. I have been drinking diet soda since I was a child and I'm not dead yet so I can say that this works. However, if I find out I have cancer in the near future then this status is invalid0
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I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
Then it should be in the MSDS0 -
gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.0
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gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.
Does munching coffee beans count as exercise and then should you eat back those calories or...
Oh forget it, just drink more Squirt! :drinker:0 -
Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:0
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Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:
Homeland Security?0 -
Stuff some Fish Oil capsules in your ears and hope for the best. Or if only you had an Ab Roller....0
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My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?0
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Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:
Homeland Security?
Yes to protect the Hostess Twinkies0 -
My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?
Does she look like Suzanne Somers?0
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