Oh no! I just drank a diet soda. How long do I have?

GoMizzou99
GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
edited January 14 in Chit-Chat
I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    R.I.P. OP.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    I assume you're already gone. May god bless your soul.
  • DonaA123
    DonaA123 Posts: 337 Member
    Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:
    :laugh:
  • camrunner
    camrunner Posts: 363
    Can I have your stuff?
  • gwhizeh
    gwhizeh Posts: 269 Member
    Got any left?
  • Chibea
    Chibea Posts: 363 Member
    Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
    I had Sweet 'N Low in my iced tea...am I a goner too??
  • Pulka_Dot
    Pulka_Dot Posts: 87 Member
    You're now responsible for the destruction of 3 acres of rain forest. I hope you're happy.
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,286 Member
    you should have added vodka.....
  • ChaosMoosie
    ChaosMoosie Posts: 77 Member
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I'm drinking a Diet Coke with Lime as we speak

    Maybe we can get a deal on funeral expenses:smokin:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:

    Hubby's a paramedic

    That's not too far off the mark...:tongue:
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?

    ERMAGERD! You're head will surely implode.
    The upside is that you'll lose 15kg.
  • hungergames324
    hungergames324 Posts: 240 Member
    We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    you'll probably need an enema.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?

    Wait, do they still make Squirt? Really? Really?,
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
    We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.

    IM TOO LATE :sad:
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    you'll probably need an enema.


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,201 Member
    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
    This stuff is as bad as drinking radiator coolant.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • aleesh_
    aleesh_ Posts: 137 Member
    The trick is to start small so that you can build up immunities. Start out in small doses, like a sip here and a sip there then larger ones. I have been drinking diet soda since I was a child and I'm not dead yet so I can say that this works. However, if I find out I have cancer in the near future then this status is invalid :p
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
    This stuff is as bad as drinking radiator coolant.:laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Then it should be in the MSDS :wink:
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
    gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    gasp...I made it. I just drank coffee to counteract the death-effect ... but then couldn't decide whether that counted as water or I had to drink pure water while munching coffee beans to make it count as water.

    Does munching coffee beans count as exercise and then should you eat back those calories or...

    Oh forget it, just drink more Squirt! :drinker:
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:

    Homeland Security?
  • michelle7673
    michelle7673 Posts: 370 Member
    Stuff some Fish Oil capsules in your ears and hope for the best. Or if only you had an Ab Roller....
  • GoMizzou99
    GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
    My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Canada customs won't let it in to the country. Good luck my Yankee friends !!!!:laugh:

    Homeland Security?

    Yes to protect the Hostess Twinkies
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
    My wife has a thigh-master...will that work?

    Does she look like Suzanne Somers?
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