Oh no! I just drank a diet soda. How long do I have?

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GoMizzou99
GoMizzou99 Posts: 512 Member
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I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,248 Member
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    Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    R.I.P. OP.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I assume you're already gone. May god bless your soul.
  • DonaA123
    DonaA123 Posts: 337 Member
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    Probably less time than it takes me to write this. :sad:
    :laugh:
  • camrunner
    camrunner Posts: 363
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    Can I have your stuff?
  • gwhizeh
    gwhizeh Posts: 264 Member
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    Got any left?
  • Chibea
    Chibea Posts: 363 Member
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    Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:
  • newdaydawning79
    newdaydawning79 Posts: 1,503 Member
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    I had Sweet 'N Low in my iced tea...am I a goner too??
  • Pulka_Dot
    Pulka_Dot Posts: 87 Member
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    You're now responsible for the destruction of 3 acres of rain forest. I hope you're happy.
  • Jennloella
    Jennloella Posts: 2,287 Member
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    you should have added vodka.....
  • ChaosMoosie
    ChaosMoosie Posts: 77 Member
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  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    I'm drinking a Diet Coke with Lime as we speak

    Maybe we can get a deal on funeral expenses:smokin:
  • Mustang_Susie
    Mustang_Susie Posts: 7,045 Member
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    Call poison control, immediately. In the meantime, drink 2 gallons of milk then take ipecac to barf. Finally, have a Coke while you wait for the paramedics:laugh:

    Hubby's a paramedic

    That's not too far off the mark...:tongue:
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
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    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?

    ERMAGERD! You're head will surely implode.
    The upside is that you'll lose 15kg.
  • hungergames324
    hungergames324 Posts: 240 Member
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    We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    you'll probably need an enema.
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,804 Member
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    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?

    Wait, do they still make Squirt? Really? Really?,
  • SarahCW1979
    SarahCW1979 Posts: 572 Member
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    We haven't heard from OP since the thread began... so I can only assume he's already gone.

    IM TOO LATE :sad:
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
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    you'll probably need an enema.


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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,527 Member
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    I drank diet Squirt to be exact...on the rocks. Is there an anti-venom? How long do I have before I die of diabetes, weight gain, & chemical contamination?
    This stuff is as bad as drinking radiator coolant.:laugh:

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