What Have I Done?!?!?!

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iAMsmiling
iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
edited January 14 in Chit-Chat
I've never been worried about toxins in my system. I figured my liver would take care of all that. But, this weekend, I may have messed up big time.

I was in this little hole in the wall cafe in Quartzite, AZ (Hell's armpit) and I ordered and ate a large plate of calf's liver! It was delicious, but since then I can't help but wonder. How will my liver handle the toxins accumulated in the toxin cleaning organ of a baby cow?
I mean, it can handle human toxins, but what about baby cow toxins?

Any advice?
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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    you're gonna die.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    you're gonna die.

    Don't worry, it will probably be quick and painless.

    cough.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    you're gonna die.

    Don't worry, it will probably be quick and painless.

    cough.

    I was kinda hoping the onions would provide an offsetting astringent quality.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I love threads titled "What have I done?".
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    Death, be not proud, though some have called thee.
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    you're gonna die.

    Don't worry, it will probably be quick and painless.

    cough.

    I was kinda hoping the onions would provide an offsetting astringent quality.

    You're good, haven't you read that story passing around that is most certainly backed with airtight findings from scientific research? Onions absorb toxins.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I suggest a Coffee Enema, they work wonders...and you might even enjoy the experience.
  • hph442
    hph442 Posts: 319 Member
    True story, I saw it on my Strange Addiction this week.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    You should probably look into suing the owner of the cafe. You know, so your loved ones won't be left with nothing after you die.
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    I think you need to contact Dr. Oz about this. He'll know what to do.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Drinking large quantities of vodka will sterilize your liver... :drinker:

    *Toxic Baby Cows would be a totally cool punk band name!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Death, be not proud, though some have called thee.

    Mighty and dreadful for thou art not so

    <3 Donne
  • surromom2010
    surromom2010 Posts: 457 Member
    You should probably look into suing the owner of the cafe. You know, so your loved ones won't be left with nothing after you die.

    I, love you :laugh: :laugh:
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    You should probably look into suing the owner of the cafe. You know, so your loved ones won't be left with nothing after you die.

    I, love you :laugh: :laugh:

    Yea, like the owner of a cafe in Quartzite has any money, or insurance. The family is screwed.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Just break up
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    I don't know......this will take further inspection.....can you turn your head and cough, please..?
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Find an exorcist before the next full moon
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Nothing a good soaking in hard licquor won't fix.

    This man needs vodka, STAT!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.


    http://youtu.be/grbSQ6O6kbs
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.

    He should go for a walk.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
    I feel happy...I feel happy
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
    I feel happy...I feel happy

    get your hand off your weiner....
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
    I feel happy...I feel happy

    DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
    I feel happy...I feel happy

    get your hand off your weiner....

    Take over for me...
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    is this like if you took a time machine into the past and ran into yourself?
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    you're gonna die.

    He's probably already dead

    He's not quite dead yet.

    he's mostly dead.
    I feel happy...I feel happy

    get your hand off your weiner....
    LMAO WEINER for the win!
  • nomicat77
    nomicat77 Posts: 132 Member
    I've never been worried about toxins in my system. I figured my liver would take care of all that. But, this weekend, I may have messed up big time.

    I was in this little hole in the wall cafe in Quartzite, AZ (Hell's armpit) and I ordered and ate a large plate of calf's liver! It was delicious, but since then I can't help but wonder. How will my liver handle the toxins accumulated in the toxin cleaning organ of a baby cow?
    I mean, it can handle human toxins, but what about baby cow toxins?

    Any advice?


    don't panic and try not to eat babies in the future.
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