After reading the forum topics today....
Venomous_Duck
Posts: 32
in Chit-Chat
I have decided to embrace non-reality.
I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.
I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.
And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.
And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!
I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.
I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.
And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.
And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!
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The cake is a lie.0
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can we dink too??? LOTS???0
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You forgot one. You should stay fat because your body can't remove toxins without it.0
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DRINK????? one too many....0
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The cake is a lie.
SAY IT AINT SO!0 -
The cake is a lie.
How DARE you talk about cake like that?!0 -
I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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The horse is already dead . . . .0
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The horse is already dead . . . .
I'll get a new stick.0 -
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The cake is a lie.
Cake never lies!!! You should be sued for defamation of all cakes everywhere!0 -
It's on the Internet, therefore....
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The cake is a lie.
The cake is real, it's the pan and oven it was supposedly cooked in that are suspect.0 -
I've been embracing non-reality for years.....gotta get with the times.0
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If I eat cake and take TWO carb blockers, it's like negative calories.
I better not eat too much and waste away to nothing.0 -
Can we stop all the cake bashing in here?0
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It's on the Internet, therefore....
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I WANT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had some from-scratch chocolate cake with strawberries for you today. LOL0 -
I have decided to embrace non-reality.
I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.
I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.
And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.
And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!
Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?0 -
Think I will start a new cleanse:
Olestra chips and alli... and a bean burrito.
that should clean out the colon.0 -
I'm obese...
**** labels...0 -
I have decided to embrace non-reality.
I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.
I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.
And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.
And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!
Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?
nope, 100% Duck. well, 99% Duck, the fangs and venom were an optional upgrade0 -
I have decided to embrace non-reality.
I am no longer "obese" because that medical term sounds mean, or like a triangle.
I am now "Pleasantly Fluffy" which sounds MUCH nicer.
And my scale won't give a number, it will say "There ya go champ!" if I lose, or "You can make up for it today champ!" if I gain.
And really, what's the difference in walking and running. If I log a walk as a run, I can eat cake!
Oh, yuck, "Pleasantly Fluffy" sounds like a giant baby duck.... are you human>?
nope, 100% Duck. well, 99% Duck, the fangs and venom were an optional upgrade
Help me...:huh:0 -
pfft....okay. You win.0
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The cake is a lie.
I dont like you anymore0 -
Screw it, Im going back to drinking wine every night....oh wait...that hasnt changed much0
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Screw it, Im going back to drinking wine every night....oh wait...that hasnt changed much
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...0 -
what about pie?0
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what about pie?
Pie has fruit, which makes it healthy. Might as well eat a salad and drink water...0
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