Women making me fat

Cr01502
Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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Hi guys

I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?
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  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate
  • Marie294
    Marie294 Posts: 304
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?


    You're sabotaging yourself. Just bang her. Don't hang and eat with her.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?

    just wait a couple weeks for her to get "comfortable with the relationship" then dump her, get fit again, and wash, rinse, repeat.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Put your tongue to better use while she eats. Whinning men dont know their place, jeesh!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??

    She eats cheesecake every day and every meal? Bro, you got other problems.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??

    She doesn't need a plate, bro. She's got you.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I still don't see the problem here.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    there goes my night...I'd just bought strawberries, whipped cream, candles and hershey bars...
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?


    You're sabotaging yourself. Just bang her. Don't hang and eat with her.

    This sounds like solid advice.

    Clearly us hanging out is the problem.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    MINE!
  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
    You win.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I still don't see the problem here.

    Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,421 Member
    Sit her down and talk to her about this. Bring champagne and chocolate.



    Expect laughter.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    Since when?
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    Exactly...
  • blunderwhere
    blunderwhere Posts: 24 Member
    I love the "you're doing it wrong" guy, but seriously, SHE is not sabotaging you. It is unreasonable to expect everyone we live and spend time with to change their eating habits because we have changed ours. If it is one particular food you are talking about, i.e. cheesecake, and it is particularly hard for you, maybe ask her to get a go baggie and eat it at home. But generally speaking, it is incumbant upon me to learn to deal with the world as the world is, not to focus on changing those around me because I have the mistaken notion that if only THEY change their ways, then I will be comfortable and able to do this.

    This is your problem. Not hers.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    Really?

    http://youtu.be/RUzZD9NA90I
  • stephaniemejia1671
    stephaniemejia1671 Posts: 482 Member
    Bang her before she eats. It'll take her mind off food.
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    I still don't see the problem here.

    Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!

    No one can make you fat. You eat it, you work it off.

    Sounds like she has a healthy appetite and a golden vag, since you don't want to stop sleeping with her.
    Win/Win.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I love the "you're doing it wrong" guy, but seriously, SHE is not sabotaging you. It is unreasonable to expect everyone we live and spend time with to change their eating habits because we have changed ours. If it is one particular food you are talking about, i.e. cheesecake, and it is particularly hard for you, maybe ask her to get a go baggie and eat it at home. But generally speaking, it is incumbant upon me to learn to deal with the world as the world is, not to focus on changing those around me because I have the mistaken notion that if only THEY change their ways, then I will be comfortable and able to do this.

    This is your problem. Not hers.

    I like the "to go bag" idea.

    Can I put it over head while we work off the calories?
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    Why dont you starting eating the food off of her, then when the foods gone you can play the "lets see who can sweat more" game.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    I agree with this dont be complaining when you have an ant and roach problem, and your sheets look like a big grease trap and you have weird whip cream snail trails all over the place. And your hands are stained bright red from the jello and you cant find where you mislplaced the banana half. I wont have a shoulder for you to cry on.
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    I agree with this dont be complaining when you have an ant and roach problem, and your sheets look like a big grease trap and you have weird whip cream snail trails all over the place. And your hands are stained bright red from the jello and you cant find where you mislplaced the banana half. I wont have a shoulder for you to cry on.

    Someone has played the game before.....im really curious about that missing banana half..
  • Naomi0222
    Naomi0222 Posts: 84
    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?


    You wrote " she keeps eating really good food in front of me" ( did you mean bad food ? ) unless you mean the really good food is the junk food!!

    If you are comfortable enough to wanna sleep with her then it should be ok to tell her that you wanna eat healthier, and that she should too, for both of your sakes. If you can't talk about that, that is the least of your problems.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I still don't see the problem here.

    Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!

    No one can make you fat. You eat it, you work it off.

    Sounds like she has a healthy appetite and a golden vag, since you don't want to stop sleeping with her.
    Win/Win.

    It's pink actually. The vag. Not the appetite.

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