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Cr01502
Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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Hi guys

I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?
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  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate
  • Marie294
    Marie294 Posts: 304
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?


    You're sabotaging yourself. Just bang her. Don't hang and eat with her.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?

    just wait a couple weeks for her to get "comfortable with the relationship" then dump her, get fit again, and wash, rinse, repeat.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Put your tongue to better use while she eats. Whinning men dont know their place, jeesh!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??

    She eats cheesecake every day and every meal? Bro, you got other problems.
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    This guy knows whats up.

    But she eats cheesecake!

    How am I supposed to compete with cheesecake?!

    That's like 500 calories a slice??

    She doesn't need a plate, bro. She's got you.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    I still don't see the problem here.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    there goes my night...I'd just bought strawberries, whipped cream, candles and hershey bars...
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Hi guys

    I've been dating this girl for a while now and she keeps eating really good food in front of me. The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I also don't want to have to compromise my diet and healthy lifestyle. Why is she sabotaging me?


    You're sabotaging yourself. Just bang her. Don't hang and eat with her.

    This sounds like solid advice.

    Clearly us hanging out is the problem.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    MINE!
  • _AllieCat_
    _AllieCat_ Posts: 515 Member
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    You win.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    I still don't see the problem here.

    Uhm . . . a girl I'm sleeping with is making me FAT!
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,082 Member
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    Sit her down and talk to her about this. Bring champagne and chocolate.



    Expect laughter.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    Since when?
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
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    You're doing it wrong if you aren't working off the calories she just ate

    Exactly...
  • blunderwhere
    blunderwhere Posts: 24 Member
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    I love the "you're doing it wrong" guy, but seriously, SHE is not sabotaging you. It is unreasonable to expect everyone we live and spend time with to change their eating habits because we have changed ours. If it is one particular food you are talking about, i.e. cheesecake, and it is particularly hard for you, maybe ask her to get a go baggie and eat it at home. But generally speaking, it is incumbant upon me to learn to deal with the world as the world is, not to focus on changing those around me because I have the mistaken notion that if only THEY change their ways, then I will be comfortable and able to do this.

    This is your problem. Not hers.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    you REALLY shouldn't bring food into the bedroom.

    Really?

    http://youtu.be/RUzZD9NA90I

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