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Chuck Norris....
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Who is Chuck Norris?0
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris
and this thread is all about these...
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When Chuck Norris was born,he slapped the nurse.Nobody slaps Chuck Norris.
They found the cure for cancer,it's too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris only believes in one element....surprise.
There's heaps more but that's all I remember for now.0 -
Some people wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.0 -
Chuck norris vacationed in the virgin islands this summer. Now they are just known as the islands0
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille0 -
Oh dear. He's old, don't worry about it.:flowerforyou:Who is Chuck Norris?0 -
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.0
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Google: Where is chuck norris and click on I'm feeling lucky
Here just to make it easier on you
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a workout one....
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down0 -
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Google: Where is chuck norris and click on I'm feeling lucky
LMAO!!!0 -
Chuck Norris has never gotten bronchitis.. Ain't nobody got time fa dat!0
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Google: Where is chuck norris and click on I'm feeling lucky
just did it and LMAO awesome0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.0
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I don't have a Chuck Norris line......but these are hillarious!0
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sex with every woman on earth once a month, thus causing the menstrual cycle0
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Love this thread. Thanks for the laughs!0
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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Boyscouts?!?!? That's a surgeon's knot!! Nice! lollol0 -
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.0
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Now you are my new favorite.0 -
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room, the bear isn't dead just afraid to move
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land0 -
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi-trucks gas tank as a joke....that semi-truck is now know as Optimus Prime0
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when life gave Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck made life apologize.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris died in 1997, but the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.0 -
this is hilarious!0
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