Flirting for Dummies.
Laura42012
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Someone should write the book for people like me.
So I get on an elevator and the next person that gets on is a very attractive man. I'm single and who knows if he is but I figured, he is too attractive for me. He starts a random conversation about the courthouse elevators, when his pocket starts quacking. I'm sure there's a cool ringtone that does that but it just seemed out of place and struck me as funny. He made this big show of telling me "there's an explanation for this...it's a long story" blah blah blah.
At the time, I just kind of blew it off but after thinking about it....he was probably flirting with me and I wasn't reciprocating. I just kind of figured he wouldn't be interested but how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?
So I get on an elevator and the next person that gets on is a very attractive man. I'm single and who knows if he is but I figured, he is too attractive for me. He starts a random conversation about the courthouse elevators, when his pocket starts quacking. I'm sure there's a cool ringtone that does that but it just seemed out of place and struck me as funny. He made this big show of telling me "there's an explanation for this...it's a long story" blah blah blah.
At the time, I just kind of blew it off but after thinking about it....he was probably flirting with me and I wasn't reciprocating. I just kind of figured he wouldn't be interested but how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?
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Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him.
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If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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even if he does have the ring . . .0 -
If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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even if he does have the ring . . .
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I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.0
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If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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even if he does have the ring . . .
^ LOL. Beat me to it.0 -
I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
OHHHH. Pull another rabbit out of the hat, AGAIN AGAIN !0 -
I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
I have no idea what you are . . . SQUEEEEE! do it again, do it again!0 -
You have shiny things???? Must see. :laugh:I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.0 -
If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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So you wear it on the index finger over there?0 -
Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.
You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.
Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.
Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.
THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.
Like this?
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/784024-the-fine-art-of-getting-hot-girls-on-the-internet-by-taunto0 -
If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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Index finger Jac??0 -
Is that a phone in you pocket..........0
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If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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So you wear it on the index finger over there?
bwahahahaha! I didn't even catch that. Nice, Jac.0 -
I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
Like making your penis disappear?0 -
If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
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So you wear it on the index finger over there?
****.....Ring finger I guess......I was thinking index was different from pointer......Forget I said that.0 -
I think he was just being friendly and filling silence. Having to explain his ring tone though is a bit strange0
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If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
So you wear it on the index finger over there?
Heh. It's part of the magic.0 -
Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!0
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hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lolNext time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him.0 -
It's OK, I always think of cute and witty things to say after the moment has passed. Elevators are naturally awkward making it even more difficult if you're kind of shy like I am.0
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I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
Like making your penis disappear?
*stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*
Ta daaa!0 -
I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
Like making your penis disappear?
*stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*
Ta daaa!
I can't feel anything... is that part of the trick?0 -
If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.
M.F.P. Hottest Person/M.F.P. Most awesome person
Ice cream afficionado
"Winning" Certified Instructor
Been in gifs for 2 years and have studied custom gif creation
So you wear it on the index finger over there?
****.....Ring finger I guess......I was thinking index was different from pointer......Forget I said that.
It's okay, Jac. You're lucky you're pretty. *pats head*0 -
I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.
*perks up* Did someone say magic?0 -
I really need this! I,m useless knowing if someones flirting with me.
I,m the biggest flirt but knowing when its turned around i,m like Huh??0 -
Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!
That's something along the lines of what I would have done...0 -
Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him.
i wanna wait on a elevator with you!0 -
Men normally avoid talking to women they find unattractive. So at the very least, he did not find you unattractive.0
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Is that a phone in you pocket..........
lol0
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