Flirting for Dummies.

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  • vinnieti
    vinnieti Posts: 79 Member
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    It's OK, I always think of cute and witty things to say after the moment has passed. Elevators are naturally awkward making it even more difficult if you're kind of shy like I am.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Like making your penis disappear?

    *stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*

    Ta daaa!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Like making your penis disappear?

    *stands behind G, holds up hands to prove there's no trickery*

    Ta daaa!

    I can't feel anything... is that part of the trick?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    If he doesn't have a ring on his index finger on his left hand he's probably flirting with you.



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    So you wear it on the index finger over there?

    ****.....Ring finger I guess......I was thinking index was different from pointer......Forget I said that.

    It's okay, Jac. You're lucky you're pretty. *pats head*
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    *perks up* Did someone say magic?
  • MissObstinatiox
    MissObstinatiox Posts: 275 Member
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    I really need this! I,m useless knowing if someones flirting with me.
    I,m the biggest flirt but knowing when its turned around i,m like Huh??
  • jakedner
    jakedner Posts: 186 Member
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    Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!

    That's something along the lines of what I would have done...
  • JimLeonardRN
    JimLeonardRN Posts: 296 Member
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    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:

    i wanna wait on a elevator with you!
  • aduecker
    aduecker Posts: 6
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    Men normally avoid talking to women they find unattractive. So at the very least, he did not find you unattractive.
  • Laura42012
    Laura42012 Posts: 180 Member
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    Is that a phone in you pocket..........


    lol
  • heymirth
    heymirth Posts: 448
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    If their talkng and actually listening and if your cleav is looking good that day, their flirting.
    I flirt all the time, it's a middle child syndrome
    It's quite easy
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Thats when you say to him that you want to hear his ringtone again. Before he plays it tell him "Just give me your number, I'll call it!" Then he has your number, you have his.....So either one can make the next move!

    SMOOTH.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    how often do guys start random involved conversations with random women in an elevator?

    it depends. some people are naturally chatty. some aren't.
  • CaliforniaSweetheart
    CaliforniaSweetheart Posts: 989
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    Next time, tell him you don't give a crap about his phone and shove him against the wall and kiss him. :smile:
    hahaa i like how you think,, nothing wrong with a push against the wall....lol
    I more prefer to be the one being shoved against a wall and kissed. However, if I do it first, he may do it back. Lol!
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
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    ummmm a man in an elevator......scary

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  • cerhodes13
    cerhodes13 Posts: 19 Member
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    Elevators are no laughing matter! lol
  • Caged_Heat
    Caged_Heat Posts: 1,031 Member
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    "when his pocket starts quacking"

    Was his hand in his pocket?
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
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    Generally I go by this: If they are talking to you, they are flirting. If they aren't talking to you, they aren't flirting.

    However if they are married... um I don't know I always thing the married ones are the hottest for some reason...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    I prefer flirting WITH dummies. You can usually win them over with shiny things and magic tricks.

    Then this would be me - apparently I was a dummy on Super Bowl Sunday lol
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Is that a phone in you pocket..........

    yes, yes it is...i put it there since i seem to lose it in my purse all the time.

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