Something horrible happened to me today.

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  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    Its also pretty aweseome to pour a nice bowl of rice crispies, cut some bananas up in to and then go to the fridge and get th.....WTF? NO F'ING MILK??? COME ON!!!!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Its also pretty aweseome to pour a nice bowl of rice crispies, cut some bananas up in to and then go to the fridge and get th.....WTF? NO F'ING MILK??? COME ON!!!!

    Mini marshmallows and microwave.

    True story.
  • vice350z
    vice350z Posts: 1,066 Member
    Its also pretty aweseome to pour a nice bowl of rice crispies, cut some bananas up in to and then go to the fridge and get th.....WTF? NO F'ING MILK??? COME ON!!!!

    Mini marshmallows and microwave.

    True story.

    marshmallow milk?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Dial 1-800-Kiss N Chips. :love:

    You'll need a credit card though

    and, um and an "alternate" profile :smokin:

    What kind of debauchery are you trying to lead me into?!
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    I have tortilla chips and we had Taco Soup which I usually eat them with. I didn't. I have room for the calories and everything, I just didn't want them. I don't know what's wrong with me!
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    I am so moved by this thread, cant stop crying. Whats worse the salsa thing or being out of bacon. Sorry just cant get control::::::
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Being out of bacon is much worse.
  • Fat_Bottomed_Girl
    Fat_Bottomed_Girl Posts: 355 Member
    No wonder you have your clothes on this time.
  • ijavagypsy
    ijavagypsy Posts: 109 Member
    Sad! :c I've eaten salsa with a spoon before, though, so if you're as shameless as I am all is not yet lost.
    Me, too!
  • JackKsavestheday
    JackKsavestheday Posts: 182 Member
    baked zucchini makes awesome chips.. or any tortillas or flat breads crisped up under the broiler...

    the omelet idea also came to mind

    You guys are missing the point! This poor man had his heart set on chips and salsa! and now....

    his dreams have been crushed! CRUSHED!!

    have a heart people
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    If you have a cucumber, slice it up and use it as your "chip"! It's delicious and better for you anyways! lol

    There is no way a sliced up cucumber will ever be a suitable substitute for chips with salsa! That's an insult to salsa!
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    That happened to me too, except instead of no chips, STALE chips, which might be worse because it tricks you into thinking that you have some when you really don't.

    I'm here for you! :D

    Easy fix for that--empty chips into a baking pan and heat them in a 300 degree oven for 5 -10 minutes. They'll taste just like new.
  • JackKsavestheday
    JackKsavestheday Posts: 182 Member
    That happened to me too, except instead of no chips, STALE chips, which might be worse because it tricks you into thinking that you have some when you really don't.

    I'm here for you! :D

    Easy fix for that--empty chips into a baking pan and heat them in a 300 degree oven for 5 -10 minutes. They'll taste just like new.

    Lady, you are my hero!!
  • kali31337
    kali31337 Posts: 1,048 Member
    Oh no!!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Rock an omelet...problem solved.

    Precisely. I concur.
  • Seanelle
    Seanelle Posts: 1 Member
    pretzels are also pretty good in salsa! :)
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I feel your pain!! :explode: :sad: :noway:

    On the other hand, salsa is really good on carrot & celery sticks, broccoli, cauliflower, and sugar snap peas. Healthier alternative! :happy:
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    @JackK - I just love helping people, and I really love being a hero! Now, where's my shiny medal? I love shiny things, too.
  • yellow_sweater
    yellow_sweater Posts: 2 Member
    Try a little bit of salsa and sour cream on your perogies. I saw it on the back of a cheemo bag of perogies. It's looks alright.
  • samanthasky
    samanthasky Posts: 114 Member
    You shouldn't have to go through this by yourself!

    I woke up this morning so excited to have my homemade bacon-egg-cheese sandwich today that I have been craving all week.. I take the egg carton out and all I see are opened shells.. I hate when I do that! :(
  • If you have a cucumber, slice it up and use it as your "chip"! It's delicious and better for you anyways! lol

    I hate cucumber!! How dare you suggest such an offensive thing to me!??!

    Ah, well I love cucumber. Better luck next time lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    It's cool guys, I got chinese food.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Never buy chips and not salsa or vice versa...it's just asking for trouble.
  • I've been having such a hard time lately -- and when I looked at this thread I laughed. THANKS! I really needed it.. :PHaha.

    Salsa is really just fine (I use it to cook a lot). I saw where someone said thats asking for trouble. If you're good about limiting yourself to a certain portion its fine, there are also other things -- I've used baked wheat breads (which isn't a whole lot better) -- there are sooo many options. If you want the tortilla chips though, use those! Just use one serving. I use My Fitness Pal to keep track of my calories, protein and other vitamins. It helps me tons!
  • Out of tortilla chips. :noway: :sad: :grumble:

    Worst feeling ever!
  • silky_kitten
    silky_kitten Posts: 171 Member
    I know that feel bro, when I got home today I buttered two piece of bread smothered them in hp sauce and added a few slices of cheese only for there to be no bacon in the fridge.

    How does that even happen??
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    better then droppin a duece and realizin ur outta tp and havin to duck walk to the kitchen for a paper towel
  • cdgabbert
    cdgabbert Posts: 55 Member
    RUN to store and get chips, burn some calories.

    Puhleese!! I'd be winded and wheezing before I even get a block away.

    And you'd probably look funny running home with a bag of chips. Lesson to be learned - always buy the chips. No one ever had something horrible happen because they had extra chips in the house. :laugh:

    So not true - we break down to eat the bag (or bags) of chips and gain back weight!!
  • Bummer!! But maybe in the end...it was actually something GOOD that happened to you today by not eating the chips? Congrats on your weight loss!!
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    Can I have your Salsa? I got chips lol