I went out for dinner with a friend last night...

ashleab37
ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
in Food and Nutrition
and I swallowed a fly :sad: how many calories are in a fly??? have I ruined ALL my efforts being good all week???????????????

Replies

  • Nikki31104
    Nikki31104 Posts: 816 Member
    There are at least 1000 calories in a fly and you should just give up now.
  • ChrisC_77
    ChrisC_77 Posts: 271 Member
    I feel that your metabolism kicked into high gear to digest the living organism. Thus ultimately resulting in a calorie deficit! :)
  • bioniccheese
    bioniccheese Posts: 43
    Pretty sure that by consuming a fly you have gained it's powers. That said, don't go jumping off buildings thinking you can fly!
  • oorenfoo
    oorenfoo Posts: 25
    There are at least 1000 calories in a fly and you should just give up now.

    I lol'd.
  • MeMyCatsandI
    MeMyCatsandI Posts: 704 Member
    42
  • retiree2006
    retiree2006 Posts: 951 Member
    Maybe it's still flying around inside you...and won't add any weight unless he lands? :tongue:
  • fitnessmare
    fitnessmare Posts: 117
    Laughter is good for the abs, I hear... I'm exercising my abs right now! Can I count it? :P
  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    ...perhaps she'll die.

    tumblr_mdtez5iE451qixnymo1_500.jpg
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    Just track it and move on :wink:
  • PriceK01
    PriceK01 Posts: 834 Member
    A spider should take care of that!
  • roozielynne
    roozielynne Posts: 52 Member
    ...perhaps she'll die.

    tumblr_mdtez5iE451qixnymo1_500.jpg
    ROFL! I used to sing this song in preschool! It was exactly what i thought when i read the OP! Thank you!
  • hajenkatt
    hajenkatt Posts: 331 Member
    Was it breaded or baked? It makes a difference.
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    The only solution is to cut to the end of the story and eat a horse.
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member
    Good news... Flies are low carb , low fat and high protein. Excellent choice.
  • michelle7673
    michelle7673 Posts: 370 Member
    Was it free-range, or farmed? Those farmed flies are no d@mned good for you.
  • droneofvelvet
    droneofvelvet Posts: 290 Member
    You're safe as long as the fly didn't leave any maggots inside of you. One can only imagine the caloric damage taking place once more flies are born.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    Well, you'll have to see if it's digested before you log it. Inspect your poop carefully in these next few critical days!
  • ChrisC_77
    ChrisC_77 Posts: 271 Member
    You're safe as long as the fly didn't leave any maggots inside of you. One can only imagine the caloric damage taking place once more flies are born.

    I was perfectly fine with this thread. And then read this comment. Didn't even think of that. Glad for digestion.
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    Was it breaded or baked? It makes a difference.
    Raw, I'm TRUE paleo
  • ashprather
    ashprather Posts: 227 Member
    lol! oh man, i just love the responses on this!
  • msliu7911
    msliu7911 Posts: 638 Member
    Maybe it's still flying around inside you...and won't add any weight unless he lands? :tongue:

    LOL
  • msliu7911
    msliu7911 Posts: 638 Member
    Well, you'll have to see if it's digested before you log it. Inspect your poop carefully in these next few critical days!

    Wow, thats what I do with all my logging. Glad to see I'm not the only one.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Frogs shouldn't worry about caloric intake so much. Relax, you'll just hop it off.

Categories