chivalry isn't dead. We've just changed the rules

taunto
taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
edited January 15 in Chit-Chat
People often say chivalry is dead. WRONG! These are men like me who're trying to create badass women for our future generation! How can YOU help you ask?

Next time, don't hold the door open. Instead, rush through and lock the door behind you. If she's able to climb through the window, she's a keeper.
Should you open the window for her to climb? Only if its the second-story window.
No need to leave a ladder. She need to learn to lash together a ladder out of rope and wood.
A rope she will weave out of natural available materials such as grasses, vines and stuff.
Should you leave her those materials? NO! Why would you do that? Just leave her the seeds and she'll be aight

You're welcome earth.

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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Good to know I would make it as a woman in Taunto's world.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    People often say chivalry is dead. WRONG! These are men like me who're trying to create badass women for our future generation! How can YOU help you ask?

    Next time, don't hold the door open. Instead, rush through and lock the door behind you. If she's able to climb through the window, she's a keeper.
    Should you open the window for her to climb? Only if its the second-story window.
    No need to leave a ladder. She need to learn to lash together a ladder out of rope and wood.
    A rope she will weave out of natural available materials such as grasses, vines and stuff.
    Should you leave her those materials? NO! Why would you do that? Just leave her the seeds and she'll be aight

    You're welcome earth.

    G.I Jane was only a prototype, now it's time to put the rest in training.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    My ninja training enables me to kick the glass out of the window. That's right, bitches...I am a superhero.
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    My ninja training enables me to kick the glass out of the window. That's right, bitches...I am a superhero.

    This is true.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    My ninja training enables me to kick the glass out of the window. That's right, bitches...I am a superhero.

    This is true.

    I'm also going to concur with this. She's one badass *****!
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    Chivalry is totally over, we've gone back the other way. Watch out, taunto, I'm'a club you over the head and bring you back to my cave.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Chivalry is totally over, we've gone back the other way. Watch out, taunto, I'm'a club you over the head and bring you back to my cave.

    I am definitely a fan of clubbing

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  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    That is neither Clubbed to Death nor the Pump Panel remix of Confusion. Not sure I can cope.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Good to know I would make it as a woman in Taunto's world.

    taunto friends only with the finest!
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    My ninja training enables me to kick the glass out of the window. That's right, bitches...I am a superhero.

    That better be a flying kick you're going to do. Flying from the ground that is to the second floor!
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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