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ShunkyDave
ShunkyDave Posts: 190 Member
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To the young gentleman that stood before me through my entire 3-10 set of inclined bench presses today:

No, I don't want to look at you for the next five minutes. No, I do not believe you are unfamiliar with the arrangement of pulleys on the butterfly machine. No, I do not swing that way. No, I am not impressed that you move the weights higher and higher, all without actually sitting down and doing anything. No, I'm about ready to tell you to get out of the way.

Am I right ladies? It's like a meat locker in here!

Should I be flattered?

I'll shut up now.
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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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  • rebekahheiner
    rebekahheiner Posts: 38 Member
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    Haha! So true! I hate that I can't go into the weight room at the gym without blushing and having to keep my eyes to the floor.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    QFT
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.
  • VeeBethTris
    VeeBethTris Posts: 301 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    LMFAO
  • Micahroni84
    Micahroni84 Posts: 452 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    :laugh:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    LMAO PERFECT..
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Protection from what? Ze Germans?
  • MattTheWaterRat
    MattTheWaterRat Posts: 167 Member
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    You must be in the wrong gym.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    Vaat?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    What?

    Can someone translate that for me?

    Something about a sausage fest, when he wanted tacos.

    that is the correct answer!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
    I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
    Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
    But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
    I know you saw me, saw me watching.
    Don't pretend you didn't like it.
    Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
    Truly yours,
    -Other guy at the gym.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Protection from what? Ze Germans?

    It wasn't over when the bombed Pearl Harbor.

    Hell no! Nothing is over until we decide it is!
  • ShunkyDave
    ShunkyDave Posts: 190 Member
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    I thought that if I stood there long enough you'd notice me.
    I thought that maybe there was something missing in your life.
    Congratulations on your set, it was fantastic.
    But really, is it too much to ask to return a little harmless flirtation?
    I know you saw me, saw me watching.
    Don't pretend you didn't like it.
    Also I was just there to work out so I'm sorry about your repressed homosexuality.
    Truly yours,
    -Other guy at the gym.

    LOL Nice!

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