What are the 5 things you're not supposed to eat?

I know it's a crock, but I see that stupid ad on the site constantly. So what are they? LOL

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  • monicalosesweight
    monicalosesweight Posts: 1,173 Member
    I know it's a crock, but I see that stupid ad on the site constantly. So what are they? LOL

    I have no idea...the only thing I know for certain is that whole foods are better than processed foods. I do eat the occasional processed food but I try to pick good ones. Basically, for me it's trying to remind myself to buy in the fresh food sections of the grocery store.
  • langsyne
    langsyne Posts: 106 Member
    I did click on that link once out of curiosity. It takes you to the Beyond Diet website, and a 20 minute video schpeel where you never do really find out anything until you pay them money and sign up. That's 1/2 hour out of my life I'll never get back. My guess is it would be foods high in sugar.
  • majope
    majope Posts: 1,325 Member
    1. Strontium 90
    2. Live bees (one occasionally won't do much harm, unless you're allergic, but snacking on them like popcorn is NOT recommended--trust me on this!)
    3. human flesh
    4. your grandmother's heirloom pearls, no matter how good they feel sliding down your throat
    5. Brussels sprouts. They're nasty.
  • pamwhite712
    pamwhite712 Posts: 193 Member
    1. Strontium 90
    2. Live bees (one occasionally won't do much harm, unless you're allergic, but snacking on them like popcorn is NOT recommended--trust me on this!)
    3. human flesh
    4. your grandmother's heirloom pearls, no matter how good they feel sliding down your throat
    5. Brussels sprouts. They're nasty.

    I'm really glad brussel sprouts are on the list. They look evil.
  • pamwhite712
    pamwhite712 Posts: 193 Member
    I did click on that link once out of curiosity. It takes you to the Beyond Diet website, and a 20 minute video schpeel where you never do really find out anything until you pay them money and sign up. That's 1/2 hour out of my life I'll never get back. My guess is it would be foods high in sugar.

    That's why I don't click on the link. I figured it was some kind of scam. Sorry you had to go through it!
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    Not too sure about the other 4, but don't eat the neighbors! The food police frown on that.
  • 1. Food you're allergic to
    2. Non food items (i.e. chalk, legos, plastic, etc.)
    3. Food that's expired
    4. Food that has fallen on the floor
    5. My food because I'll eat your hand off if you try to take my food away
  • rsjohnb
    rsjohnb Posts: 215 Member
    1) your own words
    2) your cats antibiotics
    3) deep fried mars bars
    4) the other passengers of the plane crash
    5) cheese that can be sprayed from a can.

    There are probably others but this should get you started.:happy:
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
    I know it's not the question you asked necessarily, but

    LiveStrong website has this list:
    http://www.livestrong.com/article/27626-list-foods-shouldnt-eat-lose/
    1.red meat-- particularly processed meats
    2. breaded or deep fried fish
    3. fast food
    4. refined carbs
    5. beverages that are high in sugar
    6. "full fat" dairy products

    Prevention magazine has this list:
    http://www.prevention.com/food/healthy-eating-tips/7-foods-should-never-cross-your-lips
    1. canned tomatoes
    2. corn-fed beef
    3. microwave popcorn
    4. non-organic potatoes
    5. farmed salmon
    6. Milk Produced With Artificial Hormones
    7. Conventional Apples


    and Huffington Post has this list:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22/6-foods-to-never-eat-lose-weight_n_2205764.html#slide=1805507
    1. prepackaged breakfast sandwiches
    2. chunks of cheese
    3. cereal bars
    4. mayonnaise
    5. white pasta
    6. ice cream sundaes

    Personally, rather than the "do not eat" lists, I prefer Men's Health's "23 Lean Belly Countdown STRATEGIES-- which focuses on both WHAT you eat and HOW you eat:
    http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/lean-belly-countdown/beat-hunger-with-your-mind.php
    1. Pay Attention to What You Eat
    2. Slow Down
    3. I Said Slow Down!
    4. Beware the "Healthy" Menu
    5. Beware the Community Chest
    6. Beat Hunger with Your Mind
    7. Redecorate, Repack, Remember [e.g., EAT FRUIT instead of crappy snacks]
    8. If You Can't Bear to Eat Vegetables, Drink Them Instead
    9. If You Can't Bear to Eat Vegetables, Hide Them in Your Pasta Sauce
    10.If You're Not Yet Drinking Smoothies, Why Not?
    11.Buy Smaller Dishes
    12. Drink out of Skinny Glasses
    13. Never Eat from the Box, Carton, or Bag
    14. Limit the Fried Stuff
    15. Eat the Good Stuff
    16. Wear Your Milk Mustache with Pride
    17. Eliminate Sweetened Beverages
    18. Reduce Your Intake of High-Carbohydrate Foods
    19. Reduce Your Intake of Food Prepared Away From Home
    20. Keep a Food Diary
    21. Walk for Exercise
    22. Lift Weights
    23. Exercise Regularly
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    I'm really glad brussel sprouts are on the list. They look evil.


    How could you SAY that???

    Look at the little fellow, he's crying out for just a little love and affection.

    BrusW2.jpg
  • haha, I watched that video for 10 minutes and realized my chain was getting jerked... buh bye and clicked the "X".... lol Glad I am not the only one!!
  • MrsAgi
    MrsAgi Posts: 338 Member
    1) your own words
    2) your cats antibiotics
    3) deep fried mars bars
    4) the other passengers of the plane crash
    5) cheese that can be sprayed from a can.

    There are probably others but this should get you started.:happy:

    Mmmmmm,deep fried mars bars - particularly good with full fat clotted cream cornish ice cream. Droool..........

    The others are almost certainly true. No 5 must be marmite, surely?
  • Lisa_Margaret
    Lisa_Margaret Posts: 3 Member
    I'm really glad brussel sprouts are on the list. They look evil.


    How could you SAY that???

    Look at the little fellow, he's crying out for just a little love and affection.

    BrusW2.jpg

    He is ADORABLE.
    I want to love him, and hug him, and call him George.
    Failing that, baked with a little olive oil and some bacon also works.
  • Metallux
    Metallux Posts: 117 Member
    hmmmm
    1. soda or bottled juice
    2. fast food
    3. refined sugar
    4. processed foods of any kind
    5. animal products
  • zhvah18
    zhvah18 Posts: 158 Member
    I'm really glad brussel sprouts are on the list. They look evil.


    How could you SAY that???

    Look at the little fellow, he's crying out for just a little love and affection.

    BrusW2.jpg

    He is ADORABLE.
    I want to love him, and hug him, and call him George.
    Failing that, baked with a little olive oil and some bacon also works.

    love love love Brussels sprouts! I've never had them with bacon though, that sounds yummy!
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    love love love Brussels sprouts! I've never had them with bacon though, that sounds yummy!

    Oh believe me, par-boiled sprouts drained and then fried up with some pancetta, diced onion and for Winter comfort, a few chestnuts....they're gorgeous.

    They also wok up well if boiled until al dente, then done with some leeks and a little light soy sauce or with a dribble of balsamic vinegar.

    People are put off sprouts generally because their first taste of them is often ones that have been boiled until they're a slushy mess...then they're gross.
  • buda12345
    buda12345 Posts: 142 Member
    I think, according to Naughty By Nature, OPP:laugh:
  • zhvah18
    zhvah18 Posts: 158 Member
    love love love Brussels sprouts! I've never had them with bacon though, that sounds yummy!

    Oh believe me, par-boiled sprouts drained and then fried up with some pancetta, diced onion and for Winter comfort, a few chestnuts....they're gorgeous.

    They also wok up well if boiled until al dente, then done with some leeks and a little light soy sauce or with a dribble of balsamic vinegar.

    People are put off sprouts generally because their first taste of them is often ones that have been boiled until they're a slushy mess...then they're gross.

    That sounds amazing, BOTH ways! And I hear you about the slushy mess, I think that's how my fiance got turned off of them, had them once by someone who just didn't know how to cook them properly. No matter what I try he just refuses to eat them. I once tried to be sneaky (because he loves cabbage rolls) I did a reverse version of them and hid the Brussels sprouts inside the meatballs. I was happy, him, not so much. :laugh: