Anyone have any really bad jokes?
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Dani_wants_to_be_fit
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So my friends a little down and I said I would send him a cheesy/corny joke a day and he decided to mark them out of 10. I am yet to make it past 4 on his marks!
What is the worst joke you heard that actually made you laugh?
I'm aiming to make it to 7 at least T.T
What is the worst joke you heard that actually made you laugh?
I'm aiming to make it to 7 at least T.T
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"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No"
"That's the spirit!"0 -
Told my mum I was going to make a car out of spaghetti. Impossible she cried. You should have seen her face when I drove Pasta!:laugh:0
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says, ‘I’ll have a pineapple juice . . . . . . . . . on
the rocks.’
The barman replies, ‘Why the big pause?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the polar bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’0 -
What is red and smells like paint?
Red paint.0 -
Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X...She's never coming back and don't ask Y... :brokenheart:0 -
Woop! Thanks guys!0
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'My friend thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.!' :sad:0
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I rang the Council and said: "I want a skip outside my house."
The man said: "Well, I'm not stopping you."0 -
I rang the Council and said: "I want a skip outside my house."
The man said: "Well, I'm not stopping you."
Brilliant! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
'My friend thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.!' :sad:
loved this one!0 -
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
I love corny jokes and this one cracks me up every time.0 -
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!0 -
What didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!0 -
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!"0
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2 nuns walk into a bar... the third one ducks!0
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea...
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no leg and no p*nis?
Still no effin idea...0 -
Why did the hipster burn his tounge?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!0 -
Two nuns are in a bath, and one nun says:
"Where's the soap?"
To which the other nun replies :
"It does doesn't it?"0 -
A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Harold!?"0
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