I need people with a demented sense of humor to add me

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    Only if you can answer correctly: Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I see all females in your first six friends. You must be a girl collector. I am not fooled.

    I have lower standards.

    The answer to BOTH riddles is BACON.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
    Is Ray male or female?

    Your answer may decide your ability to hang in my FL.

    HEY! I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
  • Queen_Adrock
    Queen_Adrock Posts: 130 Member
    Figs are gross.

    GOD HATES FIGS
  • ajmaccar
    ajmaccar Posts: 65 Member
    Pancakes because tomatoes shouldn't be blue. :-)
  • AnotherAngela
    AnotherAngela Posts: 6 Member
    And in your friend request, you may answer either riddle 1 or riddle 2:

    1) "If I was riding down the street in my canoe and all four wheels fell off, how many watermelons could I fit in a doghouse?"

    2) "Do you walk to work or bring your lunch?"

    kthanxbai
  • AnotherAngela
    AnotherAngela Posts: 6 Member
    1. Depends how many clowns are hiding in there
    2. I think we all know the answer to that

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