I need people with a demented sense of humor to add me

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  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    I see all females in your first six friends. You must be a girl collector. I am not fooled.

    crap someone's on to me
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
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    Demented and sad....but social. I wish I could subtract you, goodbye.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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  • Dontcallitacomeback
    Dontcallitacomeback Posts: 50
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    Demented questions........ I have days worth of them.

    If you could go back in history and violently murder 10 infants, one of them being Hitler, would you?
  • jemimasmum
    jemimasmum Posts: 249 Member
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    The ostrich because goldfish don't need bicycles.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Is Ray hot?

    This. I'll send a FR if he is.

    Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,121 Member
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    Is Ray male or female?

    Your answer may decide your ability to hang in my FL.
  • SteveK279
    SteveK279 Posts: 134 Member
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    1) "If I was riding down the street in my canoe and all four wheels fell off, how many watermelons could I fit in a doghouse?"

    42, because that's the answer to life, the universe and everything
  • smittieaj
    smittieaj Posts: 151 Member
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    7! 7 watermelons. duh.


    EDIT: That's 7 (exclaimation point, not factorial).
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,714 Member
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    Only if you can answer correctly: Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
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    I see all females in your first six friends. You must be a girl collector. I am not fooled.

    I have lower standards.

    The answer to BOTH riddles is BACON.
  • Rays_Wife
    Rays_Wife Posts: 1,173 Member
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    Is Ray male or female?

    Your answer may decide your ability to hang in my FL.

    HEY! I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
  • Queen_Adrock
    Queen_Adrock Posts: 130 Member
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    Figs are gross.

    GOD HATES FIGS
  • ajmaccar
    ajmaccar Posts: 65 Member
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    Pancakes because tomatoes shouldn't be blue. :-)
  • AnotherAngela
    AnotherAngela Posts: 6 Member
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    And in your friend request, you may answer either riddle 1 or riddle 2:

    1) "If I was riding down the street in my canoe and all four wheels fell off, how many watermelons could I fit in a doghouse?"

    2) "Do you walk to work or bring your lunch?"

    kthanxbai
  • AnotherAngela
    AnotherAngela Posts: 6 Member
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    1. Depends how many clowns are hiding in there
    2. I think we all know the answer to that

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