Anyone have any really bad jokes?

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  • sofielein
    sofielein Posts: 539 Member
    "Wanna play the rape game?"
    "No"
    "That's the spirit!"

    :bigsmile:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    How do crazy people find their way out of the forest?
    The take the psychopath.

    What did Geronimo say when he jumped from the airplane?
    Meeeeee

    What did the square say to the circle?
    You're pointless

    How does Lady Gaga eat her meat?
    Raw raw raw raw raw

    I'm a 2 year cub scout leader :wink:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Oh yeah... whaddya call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?
    Quattro sinko
  • Seoul11
    Seoul11 Posts: 138 Member
    Have you heard what's making headlines lately?
    --Corduroy pillows!
  • amberlykay1014
    amberlykay1014 Posts: 608 Member
    What do you call two lesbians in a closet?


    A liqueur cabinet. :D
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Have you heard what's making headlines lately?
    --Corduroy pillows!


    Stealing this...:laugh:
  • stoked2b
    stoked2b Posts: 136 Member
    A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrrgh, it's driving me nuts!!"

    Blood On The Dance Floor.

    Ha! My new favorite song. "It's my duty to please that booty"

    But actually I just like pirate jokes
  • ChgingMe
    ChgingMe Posts: 539 Member
    bump
  • salgalbp
    salgalbp Posts: 218 Member
    LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!

    What do you call a nun that is lost?

    - A Roam'in Catholic
  • honeypeas
    honeypeas Posts: 17 Member
    Why did sarah fall off the swing?
    Because she had no arms.





    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Not Sarah.
  • prwhicks
    prwhicks Posts: 32 Member
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Cliffhanger
    Cliffhanger who?
    ...
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
    For any other geeks/nerds out there, I found this gem on tumblr:


    John Barrowman and Nathan Fillion walk into a bar.

    And every other man goes home without a date.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face?
  • mcdebbie
    mcdebbie Posts: 940 Member
    My DH hates these kind of jokes, I can't wait to go home and annoy him. :bigsmile:
  • RachelDenise30
    RachelDenise30 Posts: 177 Member
    What's the difference between a crack dealer and a crack ho?

    The ho can wash her crack and re-sell it.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    A bad joke? My sex life. Or lack there of.
  • nashsheri33
    nashsheri33 Posts: 225 Member
    two silkworms were having a contest.....it was a tie.

    two peanuts were walking down the street....one was assaulted.

    the past, the present, and the future walk into a bar all at the same time....it was tense.

    what did one snowman say to the other? 'do you smell carrots?'
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a mop".
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Two muffins are sitting in an oven getting baked.

    One muffin looks over the other and asks, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

    The other muffin cries out, "Holy moly! A talking muffin!"
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent!
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent!

    Ha! \ (^o^) /
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    Have you head the joke about the pencil?




    ahh forget it... its pointless anyways.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Why was Thor the only sibling allowed to join the Asgardian choir?

    His brother was too Loki...
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
    Why was Thor the only sibling allowed to join the Asgardian choir?

    His brother was too Loki...

    LOVE THIS. brb have to post on Tumblr
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    1: Mr. and Mrs. Snake got matching tattoos!
    2: Oh? What do they say?
    3: Hisss and Hersss...
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
    Whats brown and sticky?



    A stick.
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
    Confucius Say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
  • nashsheri33
    nashsheri33 Posts: 225 Member
    what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?

    a stick.

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