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I died today because...
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these feels very unnecessarily negative0
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I died today because I didn't have a single ounce of "pure" water. My desiccated body turned to dust and blew away in the breeze.0
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Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?0
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Yes, we do.0
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Is this where we talk about raspberry ketones and Dr. Oz and Green Coffee Bean?
Thank you.. I just shot water through my nose reading this.. no need for a sinus rinse now!0 -
i died today because i saw myself in a bikini.0
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I lived today.0
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I died and went to heaven today when I ate my first Whataburger in weeks.0
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these feels very unnecessarily negative
It is cynical, to be sure. It's a snarky way for us to let loose in on things that frustrate usNot meant to be negative as in "death death errawhere", more like "ZOMG I WENT A CALORIE OVER THE MFP ALLOTTED GOAL AND NOW I AM DEAD"
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I lived today.
same...knock on wood0 -
I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?0
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I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.0
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I ate WAY under my calories and am plateaued so hard I may never lose another ounce. In fact, I may have injured my metablism so bad I will gain 2 lbs per minute like the previous poster lol0
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I drank diet soda and breathed regular air. I'm now gaining weight at a current rate of 2 lbs per minute.
Mahaha, fantastic. I chortled.0 -
I died today because I ate french fries and I haven't peed out the fat. I keep checking the toilet for greasy residue- NOTHING.0
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I farted and it was so raunchy it knocked me over... and i did not have time to paint both hands, so went to work and out with only 5 nails nicely painted and looking pretty. ...does any of that count?!0
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I died today because I forgot my lunch at home and spent my lunch hour running round town trying to find something cheap and healthy.0
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Well, I didn't die today but I made an ugly face and it froze that way.0
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i died today because i thought i ate pudding ...turns out it was poison0
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I died today because Heather decided to share her pudding with me0
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I died today cuz my crush keeps acting like I mean nothing too him, Its probly time too move on.0
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I ate a vegan snack and I'm worried I might be a vegan now. What am I going to I do with all the meat in my freezer??0
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I almost died today in the grocery store when some little old lady who smelled like she bathed in perfume decided she wanted something from near where I was standing.0
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I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?
Out of the mouths of babes...0 -
I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.
ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.0 -
I died today because I ate a cookie...AND a brownie...so I guess I died twice.:bigsmile: Although, I have to say I feel pretty spry for a dead chick...0
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i died today because i ate 700 of my 1500 calories at 10 pm0
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Today I died because ya'll couldnt handle my amazingness.0
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I died today because I had artificial sweetner loads of it. I spontaneously combusted and at my funeral my family said, "If only she hadnt married a diabetic!"0
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I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.
ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.
And I sound dumb when I say "du". I hate it... I think it's because I linger too long on the "u".0
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