I died today because...

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I died today cuz my crush keeps acting like I mean nothing too him, Its probly time too move on.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
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    I ate a vegan snack and I'm worried I might be a vegan now. What am I going to I do with all the meat in my freezer??
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
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    I almost died today in the grocery store when some little old lady who smelled like she bathed in perfume decided she wanted something from near where I was standing.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    I live everyday...why die when there is so much to live for?

    Out of the mouths of babes...
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.

    ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    I died today because I ate a cookie...AND a brownie...so I guess I died twice.:bigsmile: Although, I have to say I feel pretty spry for a dead chick...
  • stines72
    stines72 Posts: 853 Member
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    i died today because i ate 700 of my 1500 calories at 10 pm
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
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    Today I died because ya'll couldnt handle my amazingness.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    I died today because I had artificial sweetner loads of it. I spontaneously combusted and at my funeral my family said, "If only she hadnt married a diabetic!"
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    I ate two sea salt almond dark chocolate squares and experienced "la petit mort" each time.

    ETA: said le instead of la. get those wrong a lot, in any language, lol.

    And I sound dumb when I say "du". I hate it... I think it's because I linger too long on the "u".
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    I'm a zombie.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    I'm a zombie.

    Happy rebirthday! \ (^o^) /
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
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    I ate a vegan snack and I'm worried I might be a vegan now. What am I going to I do with all the meat in my freezer??

    This one made me giggle.

    I died today because I went 50 calories under 1200 and now I'm in starvation mode and my body will start eating my muscles and keeping my fat and that's exactly what I didn't want.
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    I drank diet pepsi two days ago. Today the aspartame killed me.
  • jpani22
    jpani22 Posts: 10 Member
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    This has become my new favorite thread. I love sarcasm.

    I died today because I ate two servings of Cheez-Its. The Portion Police followed me to work and took me out in the parking lot. They could have waited until I clocked in.
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
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    Too much masterbating
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Too much masterbating

    Sorry :blushing:
  • mummyzena
    mummyzena Posts: 259 Member
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    I died yesterday because i ate bacon and eggs for breakfast not toast ironically my bones will now be used as flour in some european manufacturers bread... Makes a change from horsemeat.
  • Permewer
    Permewer Posts: 8 Member
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    When you're finished logging all foods and exercise for this day, then, you have my permission to die.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    When you're finished logging all foods and exercise for this day, then, you have my permission to die.

    I see what you did there. :)

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