Can't believe the advice I heard given at work!
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SNAKE OIL no seriously how do I log it?0
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I once went on the all alcohol diet and dropped 30 pounds. I mean, I slipped a few times and ate food so it coulda been a bigger loss but it still worked.0
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PMSL! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Wait. Diet Coke is NOT good for you???0
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I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
I agree whole heartedly OP.
Frankly if you're not doing something with a cool name like Paleo or Intermittent Fasting and not doing a certified strength routine, followed by a regularly planned vodka and grapefruit juice fast, you're pretty much an amateur.
Anyways, I hope you set them straight.
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A moment on the lips....forever on the hips....
So eat anything and as much as you want so long as it doesn't touch your lips... You are good to go!0 -
Obviously this guy has no idea that unless Dr. Oz puts his stamp of approval on it, NO diet will work EVER.0
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Obviously this guy has no idea that unless Dr. Oz puts his stamp of approval on it, NO diet will work EVER.
Or Oprah! Don't forget about Oprah. You can trust her you know, she's lost over 1000 lbs! She just puts it back on again so she can show us how awesome she is at loosing and how we can be too!0 -
I was sitting in my office today when two guys walked past, they were talking about the gym and such.
One of them said this, basically verbatim, to the other
"Eh, you don't need to worry to much. Just eat plenty of the right stuff and exercise. Drink water, don't booze too much. Ya know..."
I mean SERIOUSLY. How DARE he perpetrate this cr*p! you have to follow a diet with a NAME! And it has to restrict or completely eliminate at least three food groups! Some people are so uneducated!
And 'drink water'? Ha! Obviously he never heard of water weight? Why would I want to drink something that has 'weight' next to its name? I never heard of 'diet coke weight'!
At least all the ladies I work with know the deal. They're all on weight watchers, or Atkins, or a juice fast. We might have to call this idiot guy back to move some boxes of paper for us. Don't want to pick them up and get bulky.
Hearing the comments those guys made makes me ashamed to be a fellow male. Don't listen to them.
All you need is the right supplements.
... and the right equipment.
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Nah, everybody knows the Tug Toner is where it's at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k
^^This. I have tears in my eyes from laughing0 -
I just lost 5 pounds reading this thread! But may have been that I had a green tea and artichoke smoothie while using a shake a weight.
Personally, I can not believe they would give advise like they did. Obviously they do not know the magic of professionally designed weight loss products!0 -
Nah, everybody knows the Tug Toner is where it's at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMs-4fUZd-k
Tug toner is the truth. You can get in shape while watching TV!
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You totally need to buy him a shakeweight.
Does she come with that?0 -
OMG lol This thread totally made my day. Thanks everyone0
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This thread is the best thing I have ever read.0
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AMAZING READ EVERYONE:drinker: :drinker: * sipping my raspberry ketoned green coffee and spinach infused power smoothie!!!!
CARRY ON!!!!0 -
Laughing so hard! Thank you!0
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You are so judgmental toward these poor guys. You've got me so upset, I can't take another bite of my cabbage soup. But SERIOUSLY, I'm laughing so hard I had to take the saran wrap off my waist and thighs!0
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Maybe some weight loss sunglasses?
http://inventorspot.com/articles/dieters_sunglasses_turn_your_appetite_12115
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