Looking for the right cleanse. Can anyone help me?

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse? :tongue:

    nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.

    Challenge accepted.

    I find this post humorous and clever. Props to you. :flowerforyou:

    :ohwell:

    You're ruining everything!

    :cry:
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Your friendly neighborhood strip club would be happy to help you with that
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I guess you gave up on the poptart cleanse? :tongue:

    nevermind... didn't register on the brain when i was reading. Poptarts don't do too much for fat wallets. Unless you buy crates of them.

    Challenge accepted.

    I find this post humorous and clever. Props to you. :flowerforyou:

    :ohwell:

    You're ruining everything!

    :cry:

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  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    I think I can help.

    Cash in your bank accounts.
    Fill your bathtub with $1 bills.
    Strip naked and get in the bath.
    Rub the $1 bills all over yourself, paying particular attention to your mouth, *kitten* and genitals.
    After 30 minutes, step out of the bath and get dressed in freshly laundered clothes.
    Collect the dollar bills and take into the backyard or a public place.
    Build a small fire and feed the $1 bills into the fire one at a time.

    This ritual will clense you entirely.

    And if that's not your cup of tea, I know the President of Nigeria is looking for an offshore bank account to park his money for a short period of time. He'll offer you ten percent but he'll clean you out good 'n' proper.
  • MrsNolf
    MrsNolf Posts: 38 Member
    here's my problem: my wallet is simply too fat. i need to make it thinner. so i'm looking for a detox or a cleanse that will do that for me. the more of these toxic dollars i can get rid of, the better. the faster, the better. i feel this is a good way to jump start my journey to poverty.

    any suggestions?

    ps - no haters.

    Cocaine addiction.

    this!
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    I don't know if this is the type of cleanse you mean, but every once in a while I take the 14 day acai berry cleanse. I am taking it now actually! But you need to wait a couple months in between. I don't take it to shed pounds, though it does knock of a couple (but I also eat in my calorie goal and exercise every day) but it keeps me from feeling bloated and it makes me feel healthy. I only take 3 pills a day rather than four though. I think it is only like 11 bucks, so cheap!

    -its not a magic pill, obviously. I just do it because it makes me feel more healthy every once in a while :)



    Obviously a member

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