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Weightloss commercials you REALLY hate.

Posts: 611 Member
edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
For me it is lipozene. They are advertising it like crazy, and the wording, it is just like nails against the calk board to me.

"Researchers has now discovered a capsule". I have that image, they are wondering through the rainforest, and there is a tree with capsules growing on them, and they go "We wonder what it does?"

And "it is only for those who seriously want to loose weight". Oh, come on! It should be criminal to target people who are mentally feeble enough to fall for that one.

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  • Posts: 133 Member
    Patsy Kensit on the Weight Watchers advert....they show her before photo's and she's lovely and slim.
    They show her today and she's still lovely and slim...

    That's silly I thought...what the heck did she want to lose weight for when she already was so slim [nothing against that...maybe she did have a pound or two to lose so good for her ] but surely not the best candidate for a WW campaign.

    Give us a slightly podgy Gregg Wallace before and a slimline version after and I'm sold on it!
    [Sorry Gregg! Love him really]

    PK makes no mention of losing weight in the advert or of feeling podgy or having any weight having crept up or to lose at all...she just glides in front of the camera saying

    "I wanted to get my confidence back"

    Maybe they could rename Weght Watchers "Confidence Boosters"
    You might not lose any weight there but you'll end up being so confident that you wont give a hoot if your ar*e is bursting out the back of your trousers.
  • Posts: 2,205 Member
    Yep, lipozene.

    "Are you...overweight?" I love how she just says it so gingerly too, like we have cancer or something.
  • Posts: 3,195 Member
    All of them
  • Posts: 1,312 Member
    The WW commercial where Jessica Simpson announces she's pregnant.
    Shut up Jessica.
    I don't think there exists a more annoying "celebrity".
  • Posts: 330 Member
    I hate them all.....you should not have to pay to lose weight but it is a billion dollar a year business because people want the quick fix...HINT... no quick fix ~ just bust your tush
  • Posts: 458 Member
    The WW commercial where Jessica Simpson announces she's pregnant.
    Shut up Jessica.
    I don't think there exists a more annoying "celebrity".
    ^^agree
  • Posts: 2,505 Member
    I HATE that one too, especially when the woman says 'You really can't do this on your own'! I want to punch her. lol
  • Posts: 3,550 Member
    The Atkins commercial with Sharon Ozbourne.

    I actually like her a lot, I think she is a sweet lady. But, the Atkins commercial with her drives me nuts.

    Also, Jarrod commercials from Subway! Enough already!
  • Posts: 422 Member
    Shake shake shake

    Shake shake shake

    Shake your Sensa


    I just wanna shake my booty. Why do they have to ruin that for me?
  • Posts: 717 Member
    Shake shake shake
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    Shake shake shake

    Shake your Sensa


    I just wanna shake my booty. Why do they have to ruin that for me?

    This one is the worst! Also any of them where they have people who say I lost "x amount" using "x". In my head I'm always thinking "I lost 109 and it didn't cost me a freaking penny!".
  • Posts: 84 Member
    Sensa. Watching them shake that crap all over their hot dogs and pizza slices.
  • Posts: 301 Member
    I don't watch tv, but I've seen ads that has something to do with "My Shape" jeans or something. Every single girl pictured is practically a size 0 and gorgeous! I don't mind the gorgeous so much, but women come in all different shapes and sizes, I mean, come on people!
  • Posts: 380 Member
    Shake shake shake

    Shake shake shake

    Shake your Sensa


    I just wanna shake my booty. Why do they have to ruin that for me?

    ^^^This. I hate the Sensa commercial. I'm currently working on some weight loss pills. Its magical, 100% guaranteed to work. Its a tandem medicine one pill is Stopeatingsomuchazene and the second one which is really the magic pill: Workoutitrol. These work 60% of the time, every time.
  • Posts: 1,271 Member
    Marie Osmond and her plastic surgery face for Nutrisystem. Yeah, you can lose weight eating nothing but freeze-dried TV dinners, but you don't need to pay Nutrisystem for that when WalMart has Lean Cuisines...SAME THING, FOOLS!


    Also, not a "weight loss" commercial, per se, but I can't be the only one who thinks Tracy Anderson looks like a flopping uncoordinated fish out of water when she does her "workouts." Homegirl is flailing all over the place.
  • Posts: 2,555 Member
    Sensa makes me want to bang my head against a brick wall.
  • Posts: 207 Member
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    ^^^This. I hate the Sensa commercial. I'm currently working on some weight loss pills. Its magical, 100% guaranteed to work. Its a tandem medicine one pill is Stopeatingsomuchazene and the second one which is really the magic pill: Workoutitrol. These work 60% of the time, every time.
    ^^bump^^ this is makin' my dull night better. haha.
  • Posts: 887 Member
    Sensa. It's obviously a scam. There's no way you can eat junk food and lose weight by sprinkling powder over it. Not buying it.
  • Posts: 369 Member
    :angry: :grumble: :noway:

    Those sickening "flat stomach" and "belly fat" and "X foods you should NEVER eat" ads that leer at me from all over the internet

    :mad: :explode: :mad:
  • Posts: 559 Member
    Those pointless fitness equipment ads (shake weight, ab roller) you know those models don't use the product and got fit the "harder" way or are just models. And you know the fat people who Buy the product will end up with it on their shelf or in their basement untouched. Blahhhhhh
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    All of them.
  • Posts: 1,671 Member
    I don't know what its called but it starts out with this super thin and beautiful supermodel in a white bathing suite and there is a rave of super thin super models in white swimsuits dancing in this rave. And it turns out to be a weightloss pill...

    If I didn't know any better I would assume that this was Jersey Shore's attempt at advertising... And failing miserably...
  • Posts: 51 Member
    Weight Watchers...smh..I like Jennifer Hudson but those damn commercials get on my nerves..especially the singing ones
  • Posts: 621 Member
    Hydroxy cut what the heck is up with those they make no sense,theres always women with muscles and some kind of unitard outfit Im like no self respecting woman would wear anything like that of course maybe it causes you to act like your on drugs.So a unitard wouldnt be out of the question.
  • Posts: 92 Member
    Jennifer Hudson and the Way Watchuhs Program.
  • Posts: 458 Member
    Hydroxy cut what the heck is up with those they make no sense,theres always women with muscles and some kind of unitard outfit Im like no self respecting woman would wear anything like that of course maybe it causes you to act like your on drugs.So a unitard wouldnt be out of the question.

    I wear unitards for dance... I guess I didn't realize that I have to have no self-respect in order to be able to move
  • Posts: 97 Member
    I hate the "true results" commercial. Especially when the patients sing and dance at the end.
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    the long infomercial ones because they always take so long to get to the point. also they usually use celebrities who were always thin.
  • Posts: 119 Member
    The Weight Watchers commercial with both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Hudson. They just stand there eyeing each other awkwardly for 30 seconds and it makes me uncomfortable.
  • Posts: 422 Member
    Sensa. Watching them shake that crap all over their hot dogs and pizza slices.

    Right? Who knows whats in that crack dust powder.
  • Posts: 422 Member
    i cant believe that no one has mentioned this one yet.


    I HATE SHAKE WEIGHT COMMERCIALS.
    I hate all the moaning and "jerking off" motions that are obviously sexual in nature.
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