I died today because...

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  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    I died today because my evil twin handed me a poptart and shived me.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    I did today because I ate grains and probably-genetically-modified vegetables. The Paleo mob then came to my house and busted my kneecaps and threw me into the river while they chanted something about me being a "bro" and not lifting.
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
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    I died today because my evil twin handed me a poptart and shived me.

    Wow, that was unnecessary of them.

    The pop-tart, I mean. What kind of sicko gives out pop-tarts? ;D
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
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    "It must've been something you said" that caused you to die in my arms tonight.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Because when I cleansed all the toxins out there was nothing left. Who knew that's all there was to me?:huh:
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    I had bleu cheese dressing.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,780 Member
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    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been something you said
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some kind of kiss
    I should've walked away
    I should've walked away
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been something you said
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some kind of kiss
    I should've walked away
    I should've walked away

    You arrogant *kitten*. You've killed US!
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    I ate 1400 cals in fast food. Drank a diet soda and running on little sleep. I also drank last night. RIP me.
  • mattagascar
    mattagascar Posts: 708 Member
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    I had an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
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    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been something you said
    I just died in your arms tonight
    Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
    It must've been some kind of kiss
    I should've walked away
    I should've walked away

    Maybe a little more "walking away" and you wouldn't have died in my arms :P
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    I had an erection that lasted longer than 4 hours

    I have needs. I thought you'd be able to keep up. :blushing:
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I died today because I had french fries for breakfast. And then I almost died again because the only reason I didn't dip them in mayo with my ketchup was because the boyfriend threw out my mayo.

    I would have happily died to dip my fries in mayo this morning.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    because I forgot to forward a chain email :indifferent:
  • Lt_Starbuck
    Lt_Starbuck Posts: 576 Member
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    No.

    this is awful.
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
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    what the ****?
  • cuterbee
    cuterbee Posts: 545
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    Paperwork totally killed me.
  • CowgirlKimi
    CowgirlKimi Posts: 107 Member
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    " I die daily." Every day, I choose to let my humanness die a little, the selfish me, the "gotta have this or that" me, the impatient me, the lazy me, the moody me, the always right me, the difficult me, the know it all me, the gossip, the liar, the over spender, and so many more versions of me... I commit to let them die daily, so that Christ may live fully in me.

    "I die daily".... 1 Corinthians 15:31
  • dawnsjourney
    dawnsjourney Posts: 80 Member
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    these feels very unnecessarily negative


    Yep it seems that way
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    4lb bag of peanut m & m's

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