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DILF looking for a sparkle of inspiration

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  • jamieeas
    jamieeas Posts: 21
    Cracked me up! Effing hilarious, that was.
  • DoneBroughtSexyBack
    DoneBroughtSexyBack Posts: 190
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  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    Hahahaha FTW
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    considering your english, and i like english guys - i'm willing to 'get on it'..


    haha... =)
  • andreagreen1974
    andreagreen1974 Posts: 64 Member
    Hahhaahahahah! My God, i love the English!
  • Sweet_Kimmie
    Sweet_Kimmie Posts: 155
    First time I was called a "MILF", didn't know what it was, when I found out totally offended at first, then realized, I'm 46 and an 18 year old hottie called me that, DANG, I'm loving it now! Lol!
  • andreagreen1974
    andreagreen1974 Posts: 64 Member
    As for hot accent and weird phrases, I'm from Newfoundland. There can't be anything more hot than that!! Hehehehe!!:drinker:
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Totally read this in my Queen Elizabeth voice... made him sound slightly less DILFy but I'm in for the funny phrases.
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:

    Oh hells no I have already collected him... We can share

    i'm hoppin on this train. YES PLEASE!!!! i'm willing to get on it! lol
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Daddies Here!!!

    Too funny!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:

    Oh hells no I have already collected him... We can share

    i'm hoppin on this train. YES PLEASE!!!! i'm willing to get on it! lol

    I want him to read to me... Yea baby
  • Cocoapuff717
    Cocoapuff717 Posts: 155
    American women will be all over this. Hahaha!
    <--- American Woman. :laugh:
  • Lugemachine
    Lugemachine Posts: 21
    When I see a MILF, it's then when I become a DIHSLF (Dad I Hope She'd Like to ... ).

    I would refrain, however, from referring to mySELF as a DILF. That's just too much self-love.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    how's the view up there???
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    Just giggling at how some women got offended by the MILF post but are loving this *hehe* :laugh:
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    how's the view up there???

    The view from right down here is great, thanks for asking.
  • LishieFruit89
    LishieFruit89 Posts: 1,956 Member
    American women will be all over this. Hahaha!
    <--- American Woman. :laugh:


    You ma'am, are WRONG.
  • beatleschic87
    beatleschic87 Posts: 260 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    And when you were growing up did you not use words like "Groovy" "Bi*tchin" "Far Out"?? I'm sure your parents thought the same thing.
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    I am feeling some discrimination here, I am single, childless and young...why can't I have me some DILF?!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Ditto...sharing is caring :bigsmile:
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.
  • cubizzle
    cubizzle Posts: 900 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    how's the view up there???

    The view from right down here is great, thanks for asking.


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  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    And when you were growing up did you not use words like "Groovy" "Bi*tchin" "Far Out"?? I'm sure your parents thought the same thing.

    I did yes. (not those words exactly as I'm not that old) But as you said when I was growing up....I think the OP is past that stage.
  • beatleschic87
    beatleschic87 Posts: 260 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    And when you were growing up did you not use words like "Groovy" "Bi*tchin" "Far Out"?? I'm sure your parents thought the same thing.

    I did yes. (not those words exactly as I'm not that old) But as you said when I was growing up....I think the OP is past that stage.

    Maybe, in England the "F" stands for... friend?? :huh:
  • GasnotGas
    GasnotGas Posts: 54 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)

    Ummm,think I get that.:blushing:
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    When I see a MILF, it's then when I become a DIHSLF (Dad I Hope She'd Like to ... ).

    I would refrain, however, from referring to mySELF as a DILF. That's just too much self-love.

    If the acronym fits.....
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member

    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    I would like to put some petrol in your boot
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