DILF looking for a sparkle of inspiration

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  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
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    I'm an English gent looking to meet some people on here for that much needed inspiration to "Get on it, like a car bonnet" (this will probably be gibberish to you Americans but hey...I am willing to teach you the ways of the English haha)

    /\/\/\/\ Is that supposed to attract women? And we wonder why whites reproduce with the frequency of pandas.

    Just Kidding.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:
  • fanceegirl75
    fanceegirl75 Posts: 620 Member
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    "I'm a hot DILF"

    That seems wrong in so many ways.

    I get told I'm a Hot MILF...I can only say, yep you're probably right. :wink:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    No
  • Lupercalia
    Lupercalia Posts: 1,857 Member
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    Or does it? ah...haha!!!! lol

    Yeah, It does, but it is funny....xx
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:

    Ladies! I have the answer! You can share! :wink:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    the thing about a DILF or a MILF is that its a title bestowed upon us, not one we give ourselves.... I'm just sayin'.
  • Dulcemami4ever
    Dulcemami4ever Posts: 344 Member
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    Hey if women can say MILF then men can say DILF lol
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:

    Oh hells no I have already collected him... We can share
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    I was wearing pants when I came into this thread.

    <backs out slowly>
  • jamieeas
    jamieeas Posts: 21
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    Cracked me up! Effing hilarious, that was.
  • DoneBroughtSexyBack
    DoneBroughtSexyBack Posts: 190
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  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    Hahahaha FTW
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
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    considering your english, and i like english guys - i'm willing to 'get on it'..


    haha... =)
  • andreagreen1974
    andreagreen1974 Posts: 64 Member
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    Hahhaahahahah! My God, i love the English!
  • Sweet_Kimmie
    Sweet_Kimmie Posts: 155
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    First time I was called a "MILF", didn't know what it was, when I found out totally offended at first, then realized, I'm 46 and an 18 year old hottie called me that, DANG, I'm loving it now! Lol!
  • andreagreen1974
    andreagreen1974 Posts: 64 Member
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    As for hot accent and weird phrases, I'm from Newfoundland. There can't be anything more hot than that!! Hehehehe!!:drinker:
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
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    Totally read this in my Queen Elizabeth voice... made him sound slightly less DILFy but I'm in for the funny phrases.
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
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    In for hot accent and funny words/phrases.

    Back off he is MINE!!!!!!!!

    I CALLED DIBS. :angry:

    Oh hells no I have already collected him... We can share

    i'm hoppin on this train. YES PLEASE!!!! i'm willing to get on it! lol
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
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    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

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