DILF looking for a sparkle of inspiration

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  • patty43ck
    patty43ck Posts: 248 Member
    Nice intro! I'm sure you will get tons of female friend requests from this. Well played :drinker:
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Hey if women can say MILF then men can say DILF lol

    But men (or lesbians, I suppose) say MILF....
  • lilmissymoo90
    lilmissymoo90 Posts: 324 Member
    american women love english men.. interesting ..

    <<british and cant stand them lol
  • CookieCrumble
    CookieCrumble Posts: 221 Member
    There just comes a point (age) in your life when words like DILF, MILF, GILF, Swag, YOLO and many other words, should not be uttered. Maybe it's just me because I have a 19 yr old son that uses these words and I in no way have the desire to talk like the kids and teens of today. Vomit!

    Absolutely! The words make me shudder and I can't help thinking that if you need to give yourself this er... 'title', that's probably not a great endorsement of yourself. I can't imagine why anybody thinks it's a compliment... :noway:

    OP... as a fellow Brit, you don't need to call yourself this horrid 'DILF' acronym, I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:
  • lee_ramsell83
    lee_ramsell83 Posts: 255
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:

    Damn, wish i'd used that haha!! :laugh:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    So, does that mean you like to f--- yourself?
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    american women love english men.. interesting ..

    <<british and cant stand them lol

    All about the accent.It goes for Aussies as well
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:

    Damn, wish i'd used that haha!! :laugh:

    lol
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    did someone say english accent???
    :love:
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.
  • lilmissymoo90
    lilmissymoo90 Posts: 324 Member
    american women love english men.. interesting ..

    <<british and cant stand them lol

    All about the accent.It goes for Aussies as well

    really .. so someone out there might actually like my messed up accent lol lived in northern ireland africa and central america ...
  • Tercob
    Tercob Posts: 151 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.


    I'm with you...I love accepts!

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?


    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.

    Oh dear! I'm female though so don't know if my accent would have the same effect, everyone would probably keep asking me what I just said :laugh:

    To be honest,I used to be an international telephone operator ( a thing of the past I think) and 9 times out of 10,I would not understand the Scottish callers.

    Most of my jobs since have involved large portions of my day on the telephone and I can now decipher an accent from almost anywhere.
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    "I'm a hot DILF"

    That seems wrong in so many ways.
    that doesn't seem wrong, it IS wrong in EVERY way...not 100% on it, but i don't think your supposed to label yourself a MILF or a DILF....unless you're a guy who is attracted to dads or a woman attracted to moms? If so, DILF/MILF yourself up!!
  • ElizabethKG1983
    ElizabethKG1983 Posts: 76 Member
    That made me cringe. Lol. I can't stand the term MILF. I guess some people like it, I just don't think it sounds very classy and I have been called one but did not take it as a compliment. Lol.
  • sierra_12
    sierra_12 Posts: 249 Member
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    bahahaha this just cracked me up
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    Well...little did I know that my original post involving just 4 letters D.I.L.F.....would get such a response....you crazy Americans crack me up...I love you all haha!!!!!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.

    Oh dear! I'm female though so don't know if my accent would have the same effect, everyone would probably keep asking me what I just said :laugh:

    judging by some of the replies, id say the scottish fella was correct

    perhaps so you ladies can read his posts with the accent maybe he should use comic sans as his font for you?
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    considering your english, and i like english guys - i'm willing to 'get on it'..


    haha... =)


    Well 'jump on board' as we English say....and it is normally meant as a double entendre so happy days haha
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.

    Oh dear! I'm female though so don't know if my accent would have the same effect, everyone would probably keep asking me what I just said :laugh:

    judging by some of the replies, id say the scottish fella was correct

    perhaps so you ladies can read his posts with the accent maybe he should use comic sans as his font for you?


    Duly noted my good fellow and golly gosh indeed...what a top 'ol response I have had...who knew that being English would have it's benefits haha......
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.

    Oh dear! I'm female though so don't know if my accent would have the same effect, everyone would probably keep asking me what I just said :laugh:

    judging by some of the replies, id say the scottish fella was correct

    perhaps so you ladies can read his posts with the accent maybe he should use comic sans as his font for you?

    Ahem,Excuse me? The accent is charming but will only get you so far.

    At least for me.
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    I am feeling some discrimination here, I am single, childless and young...why can't I have me some DILF?!

    I agree....why is it okay for it to be the other way round but not the way of the DILF...I think we should set up a campaign haha!!!
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)


    Bell-End...ah yes....this is a very affectionate term over here in England and it means someone who, whilst sat in church, is sat slightly closer to the church bell than the rest of the congregation....how kind of you my good Sir!!!!
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    I think all you needed to do was post a thread saying, "Hello, I'm British and I have that English accent you all love so much... please form an orderly queue". :bigsmile:


    Think that would work for a Scottish accent?

    Speaking for myself only,Most of the American women I know ( myself included) are suckers for accents.

    Scottish guy tried to pick me up in a bar years ago.He proceeded to tell me he had heard American women were easy.

    His accent lost it's charm real quick after that.

    Oh dear! I'm female though so don't know if my accent would have the same effect, everyone would probably keep asking me what I just said :laugh:

    judging by some of the replies, id say the scottish fella was correct

    perhaps so you ladies can read his posts with the accent maybe he should use comic sans as his font for you?

    Ahem,Excuse me? The accent is charming but will only get you so far.

    At least for me.


    I agree...the accent can be as charming as it likes but if the person isn't then it kind of falls flat on its face there.....

    Fortunately I wouldn't know about that though hehe!!!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member


    Ahem,Excuse me? The accent is charming but will only get you so far.

    At least for me.

    i said some....
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)


    Bell-End...ah yes....this is a very affectionate term over here in England and it means someone who, whilst sat in church, is sat slightly closer to the church bell than the rest of the congregation....how kind of you my good Sir!!!!

    My mind went straight to the gutter.I thought I had a better understanding of Brit speak.After all,I do watch reruns of coupling and the vicar of dibley.( heavy sarcasm.I know there is more to the British then sitcoms that tell wildly funny dirty jokes).
  • phoenixryder
    phoenixryder Posts: 54 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)


    Bell-End...ah yes....this is a very affectionate term over here in England and it means someone who, whilst sat in church, is sat slightly closer to the church bell than the rest of the congregation....how kind of you my good Sir!!!!

    My mind went straight to the gutter.I thought I had a better understanding of Brit speak.After all,I do watch reruns of coupling and the vicar of dibley.( heavy sarcasm.I know there is more to the British then sitcoms that tell wildly funny dirty jokes).

    Hmmm...no I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic about my sarcastic comment haha...ooooh so confused... well a bell end is actually 'white trash' talk for an unskilled, uncultured idiot....but as I am quite the opposite this term is often used by the 'bell-end' to signify jealousy. this is a British idiosyncrasy...to call someone a name that is derogatory and untrue because the person saying it is themselves that....I've never quite understood it to be honest but hey....jealousy is a horrible thing..

    But i digress...Vicar of Dibley is one of the greatest shows ever made over here...Dawn French is a national icon and the funniest female comedian we have....I am amazed the humour travels as it is very very typically British and having lived in similar villages...it is mostly true haha!!!!
  • CookieCrumble
    CookieCrumble Posts: 221 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)


    Bell-End...ah yes....this is a very affectionate term over here in England and it means someone who, whilst sat in church, is sat slightly closer to the church bell than the rest of the congregation....how kind of you my good Sir!!!!

    My mind went straight to the gutter.I thought I had a better understanding of Brit speak.After all,I do watch reruns of coupling and the vicar of dibley.( heavy sarcasm.I know there is more to the British then sitcoms that tell wildly funny dirty jokes).

    Hmmm...no I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic about my sarcastic comment haha...ooooh so confused... well a bell end is actually 'white trash' talk for an unskilled, uncultured idiot....but as I am quite the opposite this term is often used by the 'bell-end' to signify jealousy. this is a British idiosyncrasy...to call someone a name that is derogatory and untrue because the person saying it is themselves that....I've never quite understood it to be honest but hey....jealousy is a horrible thing..

    But i digress...Vicar of Dibley is one of the greatest shows ever made over here...Dawn French is a national icon and the funniest female comedian we have....I am amazed the humour travels as it is very very typically British and having lived in similar villages...it is mostly true haha!!!!

    Dawn French is marvellous - and has the most amazing hair. I never noticed her weight, I was always fascinated with the sheet of straight shiny hair that swished this way and that, whenever she moved... where is the 'envious' emoticon when you need one?

    Anyway, talking of 'lost in translation' differences, I have some American friends here who use the term 'bonked' to describe the tiredness and exhaustion they feel after a hard workout. I haven't yet plucked up the courage to provide them with the English definition of this charming word... :blushing:
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    I'm learning lots of Brit speak from MFP friends,Particularly as it pertains to food.

    I now know what a Wotsit is.

    And DILF is the international language.

    and may I share some more Brit terms with you, anybody who refers to themselves as a "DILF" is likely to be a "Bell-End" ;)


    Bell-End...ah yes....this is a very affectionate term over here in England and it means someone who, whilst sat in church, is sat slightly closer to the church bell than the rest of the congregation....how kind of you my good Sir!!!!

    My mind went straight to the gutter.I thought I had a better understanding of Brit speak.After all,I do watch reruns of coupling and the vicar of dibley.( heavy sarcasm.I know there is more to the British then sitcoms that tell wildly funny dirty jokes).

    Hmmm...no I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic about my sarcastic comment haha...ooooh so confused... well a bell end is actually 'white trash' talk for an unskilled, uncultured idiot....but as I am quite the opposite this term is often used by the 'bell-end' to signify jealousy. this is a British idiosyncrasy...to call someone a name that is derogatory and untrue because the person saying it is themselves that....I've never quite understood it to be honest but hey....jealousy is a horrible thing..

    But i digress...Vicar of Dibley is one of the greatest shows ever made over here...Dawn French is a national icon and the funniest female comedian we have....I am amazed the humour travels as it is very very typically British and having lived in similar villages...it is mostly true haha!!!!

    Dawn French is marvellous - and has the most amazing hair. I never noticed her weight, I was always fascinated with the sheet of straight shiny hair that swished this way and that, whenever she moved... where is the 'envious' emoticon when you need one?

    Anyway, talking of 'lost in translation' differences, I have some American friends here who use the term 'bonked' to describe the tiredness and exhaustion they feel after a hard workout. I haven't yet plucked up the courage to provide them with the English definition of this charming word... :blushing:

    Crazy Bonking American here. For the record? I know what "bonking" means on the other side of the pond. I find it adorably comical that the same simple word can have such wildly contrasting definitions, depending on where you live. I giggle a little over this every time a friend says something like, "My coach is working me so hard that I bonked in the pool last night." Or I read a workout article titled, "AVOID THE BONK". *giggle giggle smirk smirk* How can you not find that funny?
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I would like to point out that there are other words that start with D besides daddy. this brings a different meaning to DILF

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