Its Friday, im sick, so lets...ASK THE WOLF

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
in Chit-Chat
The doctor is ill, but i can help you psychologically...or help you make the worst decision in your life.

Fire away.
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  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    im hungry
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    Should I keep playing on MFP or get off my lazy *kitten* and go do something productive already??
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    im hungry

    Look, I will put the food under the door at 6pm in the locked basement. Be patient, or ill punish you again.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I keep playing on MFP or get off my lazy *kitten* and go do something productive already??

    Keep playing, but dont forget to wipe off the seat when you're "finished"
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    Why are the glands in my neck as big as my boobs today?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why are the glands in my neck as big as my boobs today?

    Shhh, I thought we werent going to talk about that.
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    You're right. My bad. Aooo*cough-hack-gag*ooooo............*clutches throat*
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    You're right. My bad. Aooo*cough-hack-gag*ooooo............*clutches throat*

    *clutches throat is EXACTLY right.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Are there really two entirely separate factories to make each side of a Twix bar? This worries me considerably.:frown:
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    What can I do to get a thigh gap?
  • _Wonder_Woman_
    _Wonder_Woman_ Posts: 218
    I'm a vampire. Am I normal?!?!?!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Are there really two entirely separate factories to make each side of a Twix bar? This worries me considerably.:frown:

    No, but there is a separate factory for each color of the M&M's.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm a vampire. Am I normal?!?!?!

    Well, I hope your shades are drawn its sunny out.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    What Snack-eeee treats should I pack/hide in my purse when going to see the OZ movie this weekend. Should I pop a crap-load of my own popcorn to sneak in?
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    My boss is kinda hot and charming, but extremly overweight. I have a fear of getting sweated on? The office is basically empty and I wanna approach him for something indecent. How should I handle this situation?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What can I do to get a thigh gap?

    Talk to Desperella.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    I've been walking 2.5mph for 30 minutes every single day for 2 days. Now I'm up 5lbs. Am I putting on muscle yet?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    why do good things happen to bad people?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    My boss is kinda hot and charming, but extremly overweight. I have a fear of getting sweated on? The office is basically empty and I wanna approach him for something indecent. How should I handle this situation?

    Kinda hot, charming, but extremely overweight? Beer goggles on early or do you have SIGHT dyslexia?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    What Snack-eeee treats should I pack/hide in my purse when going to see the OZ movie this weekend. Should I pop a crap-load of my own popcorn to sneak in?

    cocaine. It smells great and will keep you from overhitting your cals.
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    im hungry

    Look, I will put the food under the door at 6pm in the locked basement. Be patient, or ill punish you again.
    I'm hungry too! FR and PM sent.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why do good things happen to bad people?

    Because, of the Reverse Jinx Time Continuum. Dont worry, in an alternate universe, theyre being raped in prison.
  • barbaraellengarcia
    barbaraellengarcia Posts: 25
    just lucky I guess
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    How do I find the willpower to actually log off MFP and get something done instead of playing Hot or Not with guys' avatars?
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
    My boss is kinda hot and charming, but extremly overweight. I have a fear of getting sweated on? The office is basically empty and I wanna approach him for something indecent. How should I handle this situation?

    Kinda hot, charming, but extremely overweight? Beer goggles on early or do you have SIGHT dyslexia?


    Sight dyslexia? Why yes I do. It has led to a life of chubby chasing.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I've been walking 2.5mph for 30 minutes every single day for 2 days. Now I'm up 5lbs. Am I putting on muscle yet?

    U seem to be bulking. You prob want to severly cut back on the insane amount of workouts.

    Also, try Shakeology.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    What Snack-eeee treats should I pack/hide in my purse when going to see the OZ movie this weekend. Should I pop a crap-load of my own popcorn to sneak in?

    cocaine. It smells great and will keep you from overhitting your cals.

    Haaaah. :laugh:
  • _Wonder_Woman_
    _Wonder_Woman_ Posts: 218
    I want to lose 10 pounds in a week?!?! I'm planning on only eating 100 calories a day and burning 1,000 during my workouts. Do you think this will work?!
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    You guys are hilarious!!!
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    Why does my gynecologist leave the room when I'm getting undressed? It's not like the goods are gonna be kept a secret upon their return.

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