10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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1) Rihanna - 'Only Girl (In The World)'
Misheard lyrics: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."
Rihanna actually sings: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy."

2) Cheryl Cole - 'Parachute'
Misheard lyrics: "Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a pair of shoes."
Cheryl actually sings: "I don't need a parachute; Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute."

3) Far East Movement - 'Like a G6'
Misheard lyrics: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick."
Far East Movement actually sing: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6, ilk a G6, like a G6."

4) Coldplay - 'Paradise'
Misheard lyrics: "Pair of, pair of tights; Pair of, pair of tights."
What Coldplay actually sing: "Para-paradise; Para-paradise"

5) Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'
Misheard lyrics: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."
What Adele actually sings: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements."

6) Girls Aloud - 'Love Machine'
Misheard lyrics: "You're a cornflake, big mistake."
What Girls Aloud actually sing: "Your call's late, big mistake."

7) Tinie Tempah - 'Written In The Stars'
Misheard lyrics: "A message for the mango."
What Eric Turner actually sings: "A message to the main."

8) The Wanted - 'Lightning'
Misheard lyrics: "Just you and me and the goats in the bathroom."
What The Wanted actually sing: "You and me and the coats in the back room."

9) The Script - 'Hall Of Fame'
Misheard lyrics: "Be Beliebers, be leaders."
What The Script actually sing: "Be believers, be leaders."

10) Bruno Mars - 'Grenade'
Misheard lyrics: "Throw my head on a plate for ya."
Bruno Mars actually sings: "Throw my hand on a blade for ya.

I never heard of any of these but I thought Bruno Mars, Marry You lyrics was:

Or is it this dancing shoes?

But it is actually:-

Or is it this dancing juice? :laugh:
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  • Ayeshat
    Ayeshat Posts: 209
    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....
  • iggyboo93
    iggyboo93 Posts: 524 Member
    I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.

    But it was actually:
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:
  • amypomm
    amypomm Posts: 140 Member
    In Madonna's song La isla Bonita. Theres the part she sings,"last night I dreamt of San Pedro. When I was little I always thought she said, "Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
  • maddymama
    maddymama Posts: 1,183 Member
    Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as

    "Jihad's got a plan for you...."

    instead of

    "See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"



    Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    Someone thought

    It's raining men was Israeli men, halleluyah! :laugh:
  • Mischieviousme777
    Mischieviousme777 Posts: 190 Member
    What about (i think it's rihanna's song..) We found love.
    We found love in a homeless place..
    but she's really singing "in a hopeless place"
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
    amypomm, is your ticker picture from Cedar Point?
  • amypomm
    amypomm Posts: 140 Member
    Yeah it is!
  • jswar2nd
    jswar2nd Posts: 3 Member
    Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    (My favorite hehe) Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - "You called me a banana" - actual - "you cut me open and i"

    Bruno Mars - Grenade - "gave you ball-in-hand" - actual "gave you all I had"
    (I thought he was just really serious about playing 8-ball!)

    Sheryl Crowe - All I want to Do - "all I want to do is hooked on phonics" - actual "all I want to do is have some fun"
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.

    But it was actually:
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    Bahaha, I heard a variation of that:
    Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night!
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,281 Member
    The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.

    I had that same thought when I heard "Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine :laugh: It sounded like "Renegades of F**k"!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
    "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
    Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    "hold me close, young Tony Danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" Elton John . . . quoted by Phoebe on Friends; however, the funniest part is that I didn't know the correct song lyrics until after that episode!
  • spiritedsaviour
    spiritedsaviour Posts: 50 Member
    Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
    "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
    Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"
    :noway: you've just changed my life!! I thought the same till I read this...*goes off to play tune*
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
    Credence Clearwater Revival ; Bad moon rising. (I think)
    I thought it was: There's a bathroom on the right.
    It is ... There's a bad moon on the rise. I still sing it that way!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    IDK, i don't even have time for the new stuff, i still can't get over "wrapped up like a douche, another rhona in the night." is that like those women who wear saran wrap as a mini dress and go clubbing?
  • xDawnsgrace
    xDawnsgrace Posts: 436
    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....

    oh my god, i thought that, too.. you ruined my childhood :p
  • Changing_Charity
    Changing_Charity Posts: 197 Member
    -pour some shook up ramen!!!
    (pour some sugar on me)

    -rock the cat box!
    (rock the casbah)

    -im blue if i were green i would die
    (im blue dabba dee dabba daah)

    -hold my close young tony danza
    (hold me close young tiny dancer)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LMFAO! poke eyes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Thanks a lot OP, I pee'd. Luckily I have 18 more pair of brand new chonies...NEXT!
    Cheese.gif
    dance_animated_gif.gif

    Now, I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick. (that song will never, ever, ever! be the same)
  • BrittBritt12321
    BrittBritt12321 Posts: 247 Member
    Hahahaha okay so listen to Sweet Nothing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ozSeGw-fY
    but when she sings "I'm living on such sweet NOTHING" replace "nothing" with "elephant!"

    Lmao it'll never sound the same again.
  • happierandstronger
    happierandstronger Posts: 63
    Not sure how well know the song Reckless by Australian Crawl is outside of Australia but this misheard lyric always makes me giggle.

    Misheard: Yo throw down your buns, yo disco necklace
    Actual: So throw down your guns, don't be so reckless
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am notorious for screwing up song lyrics. :laugh:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    I once heard my coworker blasting U2 singing, "Someday, buddy, someday!"

    And not my mistake, but I looked up chords to play Titanium and someone had said the lyrics were

    You criticize, but all your bull is brick of shame (your bullets ricochet)
    Brick of shame, take your rain (Ricochet, take your aim)
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    FIF lyrics:

    I thought: Even Texas is your mess / bsdlkfjs; complainer

    Actual: Even Texas Instruments / Think that I'm coplanar
  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL.... She says...
    "I will go down with this ship
    And I won't put my hands up and surrender"

    Love this thread! haha
  • leska1216
    leska1216 Posts: 260


    "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."


    Why give up? Keep chasing those rainbows, er um, I mean, keep chasing those penguins!! LOL

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