10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics
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1) Rihanna - 'Only Girl (In The World)'
Misheard lyrics: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."
Rihanna actually sings: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy."
2) Cheryl Cole - 'Parachute'
Misheard lyrics: "Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a pair of shoes."
Cheryl actually sings: "I don't need a parachute; Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute."
3) Far East Movement - 'Like a G6'
Misheard lyrics: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick."
Far East Movement actually sing: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6, ilk a G6, like a G6."
4) Coldplay - 'Paradise'
Misheard lyrics: "Pair of, pair of tights; Pair of, pair of tights."
What Coldplay actually sing: "Para-paradise; Para-paradise"
5) Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'
Misheard lyrics: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."
What Adele actually sings: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements."
6) Girls Aloud - 'Love Machine'
Misheard lyrics: "You're a cornflake, big mistake."
What Girls Aloud actually sing: "Your call's late, big mistake."
7) Tinie Tempah - 'Written In The Stars'
Misheard lyrics: "A message for the mango."
What Eric Turner actually sings: "A message to the main."
8) The Wanted - 'Lightning'
Misheard lyrics: "Just you and me and the goats in the bathroom."
What The Wanted actually sing: "You and me and the coats in the back room."
9) The Script - 'Hall Of Fame'
Misheard lyrics: "Be Beliebers, be leaders."
What The Script actually sing: "Be believers, be leaders."
10) Bruno Mars - 'Grenade'
Misheard lyrics: "Throw my head on a plate for ya."
Bruno Mars actually sings: "Throw my hand on a blade for ya.
I never heard of any of these but I thought Bruno Mars, Marry You lyrics was:
Or is it this dancing shoes?
But it is actually:-
Or is it this dancing juice? :laugh:
1) Rihanna - 'Only Girl (In The World)'
Misheard lyrics: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."
Rihanna actually sings: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy."
2) Cheryl Cole - 'Parachute'
Misheard lyrics: "Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a pair of shoes."
Cheryl actually sings: "I don't need a parachute; Baby, if I've got you, Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute."
3) Far East Movement - 'Like a G6'
Misheard lyrics: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick."
Far East Movement actually sing: "Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6, ilk a G6, like a G6."
4) Coldplay - 'Paradise'
Misheard lyrics: "Pair of, pair of tights; Pair of, pair of tights."
What Coldplay actually sing: "Para-paradise; Para-paradise"
5) Adele - 'Chasing Pavements'
Misheard lyrics: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."
What Adele actually sings: "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements."
6) Girls Aloud - 'Love Machine'
Misheard lyrics: "You're a cornflake, big mistake."
What Girls Aloud actually sing: "Your call's late, big mistake."
7) Tinie Tempah - 'Written In The Stars'
Misheard lyrics: "A message for the mango."
What Eric Turner actually sings: "A message to the main."
8) The Wanted - 'Lightning'
Misheard lyrics: "Just you and me and the goats in the bathroom."
What The Wanted actually sing: "You and me and the coats in the back room."
9) The Script - 'Hall Of Fame'
Misheard lyrics: "Be Beliebers, be leaders."
What The Script actually sing: "Be believers, be leaders."
10) Bruno Mars - 'Grenade'
Misheard lyrics: "Throw my head on a plate for ya."
Bruno Mars actually sings: "Throw my hand on a blade for ya.
I never heard of any of these but I thought Bruno Mars, Marry You lyrics was:
Or is it this dancing shoes?
But it is actually:-
Or is it this dancing juice? :laugh:
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lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
*****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
actually said 'have groupies'....0 -
I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.
But it was actually:
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night0 -
And I thought Dido White flag was singing:
I will go down with this ship
And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:
And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:0 -
In Madonna's song La isla Bonita. Theres the part she sings,"last night I dreamt of San Pedro. When I was little I always thought she said, "Last night I dreamt of some bagels.0
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Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as
"Jihad's got a plan for you...."
instead of
"See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"
Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.0 -
Someone thought
It's raining men was Israeli men, halleluyah! :laugh:0 -
What about (i think it's rihanna's song..) We found love.
We found love in a homeless place..
but she's really singing "in a hopeless place"0 -
amypomm, is your ticker picture from Cedar Point?0
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Yeah it is!0
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Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."0
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(My favorite hehe) Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love - "You called me a banana" - actual - "you cut me open and i"
Bruno Mars - Grenade - "gave you ball-in-hand" - actual "gave you all I had"
(I thought he was just really serious about playing 8-ball!)
Sheryl Crowe - All I want to Do - "all I want to do is hooked on phonics" - actual "all I want to do is have some fun"0 -
I always thought Manfred Man was singing in "Blinded by the Light":
Blinded by the light, revved up like a douche in the middle of the blight.
But it was actually:
Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Bahaha, I heard a variation of that:
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another rotor in the night!0 -
The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.0
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The first time I ever heard "Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry, I thought they were singing, "Play That F**kin Music". I had to do a double take...there was no WAY they would let that on the radio. But that's what it sounded like.
I had that same thought when I heard "Renegades of Funk" by Rage against the Machine :laugh: It sounded like "Renegades of F**k"!0 -
Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
"Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"0 -
"hold me close, young Tony Danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" Elton John . . . quoted by Phoebe on Friends; however, the funniest part is that I didn't know the correct song lyrics until after that episode!0
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Not really funny but I thought the lyric was:
"Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of passion" up until probably the beginning of this year
Actual lyric is "Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul's companion"0 -
Credence Clearwater Revival ; Bad moon rising. (I think)
I thought it was: There's a bathroom on the right.
It is ... There's a bad moon on the rise. I still sing it that way!0 -
IDK, i don't even have time for the new stuff, i still can't get over "wrapped up like a douche, another rhona in the night." is that like those women who wear saran wrap as a mini dress and go clubbing?0
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lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
*****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
actually said 'have groupies'....
oh my god, i thought that, too.. you ruined my childhood0
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