10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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  • Changing_Charity
    Changing_Charity Posts: 197 Member
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    -pour some shook up ramen!!!
    (pour some sugar on me)

    -rock the cat box!
    (rock the casbah)

    -im blue if i were green i would die
    (im blue dabba dee dabba daah)

    -hold my close young tony danza
    (hold me close young tiny dancer)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LMFAO! poke eyes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Thanks a lot OP, I pee'd. Luckily I have 18 more pair of brand new chonies...NEXT!
    Cheese.gif
    dance_animated_gif.gif

    Now, I'm feeling so fly like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick. (that song will never, ever, ever! be the same)
  • BrittBritt12321
    BrittBritt12321 Posts: 247 Member
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    Hahahaha okay so listen to Sweet Nothing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ozSeGw-fY
    but when she sings "I'm living on such sweet NOTHING" replace "nothing" with "elephant!"

    Lmao it'll never sound the same again.
  • happierandstronger
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    Not sure how well know the song Reckless by Australian Crawl is outside of Australia but this misheard lyric always makes me giggle.

    Misheard: Yo throw down your buns, yo disco necklace
    Actual: So throw down your guns, don't be so reckless
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I am notorious for screwing up song lyrics. :laugh:
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    I once heard my coworker blasting U2 singing, "Someday, buddy, someday!"

    And not my mistake, but I looked up chords to play Titanium and someone had said the lyrics were

    You criticize, but all your bull is brick of shame (your bullets ricochet)
    Brick of shame, take your rain (Ricochet, take your aim)
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    FIF lyrics:

    I thought: Even Texas is your mess / bsdlkfjs; complainer

    Actual: Even Texas Instruments / Think that I'm coplanar
  • misalillstead
    misalillstead Posts: 407 Member
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    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL.... She says...
    "I will go down with this ship
    And I won't put my hands up and surrender"

    Love this thread! haha
  • leska1216
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    "Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins."


    Why give up? Keep chasing those rainbows, er um, I mean, keep chasing those penguins!! LOL
  • SunShineGirly11
    SunShineGirly11 Posts: 64 Member
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    Rihanna's S&M

    I thought: Another penis for pleasure, cuz nothing can measure.

    Really: Now the pain is for pleasure, cause nothing could measure
  • lopezforever
    lopezforever Posts: 13 Member
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    Omg laughed so hard at the cheese stick part!
  • Talleifer
    Talleifer Posts: 44 Member
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    Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as

    "Jihad's got a plan for you...."

    instead of

    "See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"



    Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.

    I always thought it was "Ciala's got a plan for you..." After many listens, I finally had an epiphany and figured out it was "See heaven's got a plan for you..."
  • 2essie
    2essie Posts: 2,867 Member
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    My son used to sing 'Feed the worms' instead of 'Feed the World'
  • tammyc226
    tammyc226 Posts: 158 Member
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    Folks you have to check out www.kissthisguy.com for a whole bunch of hilarious lyrics. The one that has been cracking me up all week is Fuel by Metallica.
    Misheard lyric. Give me 2, give me 5, give me $1.55
    Actual lyric. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
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    Blink 182's What's my age again
    Misheard as That's my Asian Friend.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    purple haze - Jimi Hendrix

    real: "excuse me while I kiss the sky"

    heard: "excuse me while I kiss this guy"
  • muayqis
    muayqis Posts: 72
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    KAISER CHIEFS

    "I predict a riot"
    heard as
    "I Got Tourettes"

    makes no sense when you write it down , but listen to it and you'll hear it.

    and
    Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
    "Bandages"
    heard as
    "Bag-o-juice"

    just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!
  • oldernotwiser
    oldernotwiser Posts: 175 Member
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    The Gentrys - Keep on Dancing

    real - Keep on, dancin and a prancin'

    heard - Keep on, dancin' in a fry pan
  • Changing_Charity
    Changing_Charity Posts: 197 Member
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    Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
    "Bandages"
    heard as
    "Bag-o-juice"

    just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!

    HAHA i caught my little sister singing bandages as "benadryls benadryls benadryls"

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