10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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  • SunShineGirly11
    SunShineGirly11 Posts: 64 Member
    Rihanna's S&M

    I thought: Another penis for pleasure, cuz nothing can measure.

    Really: Now the pain is for pleasure, cause nothing could measure
  • lopezforever
    lopezforever Posts: 13 Member
    Omg laughed so hard at the cheese stick part!
  • Talleifer
    Talleifer Posts: 44 Member
    Recently, I heard Swedish House Mafia's "Don't you worry child" lyrics as

    "Jihad's got a plan for you...."

    instead of

    "See.... Heaven's got a plan for you........"



    Still cracks me up everytime I hear the song, even though I know the correct lyrics now.

    I always thought it was "Ciala's got a plan for you..." After many listens, I finally had an epiphany and figured out it was "See heaven's got a plan for you..."
  • 2essie
    2essie Posts: 2,861 Member
    My son used to sing 'Feed the worms' instead of 'Feed the World'
  • tammyc226
    tammyc226 Posts: 158 Member
    Folks you have to check out www.kissthisguy.com for a whole bunch of hilarious lyrics. The one that has been cracking me up all week is Fuel by Metallica.
    Misheard lyric. Give me 2, give me 5, give me $1.55
    Actual lyric. Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • grantdumas7
    grantdumas7 Posts: 802 Member
    Blink 182's What's my age again
    Misheard as That's my Asian Friend.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    purple haze - Jimi Hendrix

    real: "excuse me while I kiss the sky"

    heard: "excuse me while I kiss this guy"
  • muayqis
    muayqis Posts: 72
    KAISER CHIEFS

    "I predict a riot"
    heard as
    "I Got Tourettes"

    makes no sense when you write it down , but listen to it and you'll hear it.

    and
    Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
    "Bandages"
    heard as
    "Bag-o-juice"

    just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!
  • oldernotwiser
    oldernotwiser Posts: 175 Member
    The Gentrys - Keep on Dancing

    real - Keep on, dancin and a prancin'

    heard - Keep on, dancin' in a fry pan
  • Changing_Charity
    Changing_Charity Posts: 197 Member
    Hot Hot Heat- Bandages
    "Bandages"
    heard as
    "Bag-o-juice"

    just listened to this on youtube, and it's obviously bandages. sounded different a decade ago!

    HAHA i caught my little sister singing bandages as "benadryls benadryls benadryls"
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL.... She says...
    "I will go down with this ship
    And I won't put my hands up and surrender"

    Love this thread! haha

    Thank you :smile:
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....

    I thought it said boobies!
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
    the guy at the gym singing 'Gangbang style' instead of 'Gangnam style' or Neil Diamond 'forever in blue jeans ' I always thought he sang 'reverend blue jeans'
  • annbillingsley
    annbillingsley Posts: 60 Member
    this was EXACTLY what I needed!! been feeling a bit down today and I just loved all of these! thanks to all who posted!! :wink:


    oh, and I thought the ***** cat dolls one said "boobies" too!!! lmao!
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
    or Adele Skyfall 'when the skyfall's ,apple crumble' still not 100% sure what she does sing tho
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."

    Also, same artist--"There's a bathroom on the right" from "Bad Moon Rising." A friend insisted they were saying that instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise." Never could convince him otherwise.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
    England Dan and John Ford Coley's "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"

    Misheard: "I'm not talkin' 'bout validian..."

    Actual: "I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in..."
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    You forgot The Killers - Human.

    I always hear it as "Are we human, or are we dead, sir." Which to me makes sense in the context of the verses that follow.

    BUT

    Apparently it's "Are we human, or are we dancers."

    Either way, the whole discrepancy apparently really p*sses Brendan Flowers off.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
    also another one is

    the bangles-walk like an egyption.
    all the *kitten* are hanging out are hanging out in the corner shop :blushing:

    when it should be

    All the cops are hanging out in the corner shop :grumble:


    keep em coming x
    :love:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    CCR bad moon rising, sounds like.....there's a bathroom on the right...actual...there's a bad moon on the rise"
  • jswar2nd
    jswar2nd Posts: 3 Member
    Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...

    http://youtu.be/LWKFodphkQg
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    Most of Sia's lyrics go over my head. But they're pretty :)
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
    Yeah it is!

    I live in Toledo. LOL My son is going to be working there this summer.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    How bout a Weird Ale link for your pleasure, here ya go

    Just look up You're Pitiful by Whierd Ale Yankovick on YOUTUBE,

    Sorry I couldn't find the link
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    ^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    ^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."

    Im so glad you went ther, that was my fav part
  • bellanoelle
    bellanoelle Posts: 105 Member
    Long, long ago....Crystal Gail's "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" at the time my 4 year old brother called it the "Donut" song. He was very cute singing it. He is now 36....
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
    Anyone seen that commercial where they're discussing "2 chickens to paralyze", wait, I thought it was "2 chicks and a pair of dice" . . . you guys, it's "two tickets to paradise" . . . . no, that doesn't sound right . . . . Hahaha! Love it!
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
    My hubby thought that Macy Gray's I Try was "I blow bubbles when you are not here." Actually it's "My world crumbles when you are not near." To this day we call it The Bubble Song.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,250 Member
    In the Bryan Adams song, Summer of 69 I used to hear..

    "Down at the drive in, and that's where I met you... standing on your mama's Porsche..."

    It's actually porch.

    I thought "Man, If my kid stood on my Porsche, I'd be pissed"

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