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    Why is everyone on this site . . .

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    • Posts: 1,107 Member
      I blame squats...
    • Posts: 236 Member
      There is so much BA DUM CHING! in this thread. :)
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

      lol. I <3 you!
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      so gosh darn horny all the time?

      What's with that?

      High quality ba dunka dunks, junk trunks, and general hawtess = horndawgednezz.
    • Posts: 218
      I blame it on the Superman's!!!

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    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      I blame it on the Superman's!!!

      superman_zps38414d19.jpeg

      Oh yeah... that's hawt! :love:
    • Posts: 452 Member
      People on this site are always horny? :noway:
    • Posts: 10,477 Member
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      Oh yeah... that's hawt! :love:

      If you've tried it, then you know what I am talking about ;)
    • Posts: 1,165
      I'm not seeing the problem with this....
    • Posts: 716 Member
      <~~Have you seen dat @ss? Yeah, i get to see it every day. It's no wonder i'm a hornball all the time.
    • Posts: 422 Member
      Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

      I think I actually kind of like you now. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,012 Member
      Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

      Oh I don't know about that ... I exercise ... I get plenty of endorphins and I'm plenty horny ... but I think I'm still capable of shooting my husband ... then again, he's doing nothing to alleviate the horniness, so that could be why ... :grumble:
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
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      I think I actually kind of like you now. :flowerforyou:

      I'm somewhat ashamed that I got this joke.
    • Posts: 716 Member
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      Oh I don't know about that ... I exercise ... I get plenty of endorphins and I'm plenty horny ... but I think I'm still capable of shooting my husband ... then again, he's doing nothing to alleviate the horniness, so that could be why ... :grumble:

      Need help? (with the horniness, not the shooting)
    • Posts: 263 Member
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      PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT

      Peanut butter jelly time! :tongue:
    • Posts: 422 Member
      Because I'm lusting after almost everyone on my FL and it makes me feel naughty to sexually harass them with my super Christian post-menopausal boss sitting behind me.
    • Posts: 276 Member
      I'm horny on every site I'm on.
    • Posts: 278 Member
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      Wrong. I'm just here for the bananas.

      or cucumbers?
    • Posts: 263 Member
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      I'm somewhat ashamed that I got this joke.

      ^^^^ You sir, are full of surprises!

      "I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation." :devil:
    • Posts: 1,012 Member
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      Need help? (with the horniness, not the shooting)

      Always. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
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      ^^^^ You sir, are full of surprises!

      "I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation." :devil:

      You should see my music playlists. I think the last 3 songs I heard were by Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, and the cast of Glee.
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      [img]http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o748/Johnsons32jen/Misc stuff/comedy/BornHorny_zpsb3db636b.jpg[/img]
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      so gosh darn horny all the time?

      What's with that?

      I'm a male.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I'm horny on every site I'm on.

      Ivi... I could help you with that.
    • Posts: 3,763 Member
      To meet fabulous people like youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

      :devil: :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 93 Member
      lmao, this thread is awesome!

      I'm here to make friends. To find others who are like me that are focusing on their health. I'm not here just to lose weight, I'm here to get healthy and stay healthy! I have 110 lbs to lose and am just starting my journey (kinda).
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      lmao, this thread is awesome!

      I'm here to make friends. To find others who are like me that are focusing on their health. I'm not here just to lose weight, I'm here to get healthy and stay healthy! I have 110 lbs to lose and am just starting my journey (kinda).

      I'm glad you added the kinda... I was all thinking 2011 is not just starting unless you are going with the way slow weight loss plan... :wink:
    • Posts: 4,676 Member
      In for horny friends!
    • Posts: 15
      OP seems like a creeper
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