10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
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    And I thought Dido White flag was singing:

    I will go down with this ship
    And I will poke my eyes out than surrender :laugh: :laugh:

    And I still don't know what the real lyrics are :laugh: :laugh:

    LOL.... She says...
    "I will go down with this ship
    And I won't put my hands up and surrender"

    Love this thread! haha

    Thank you :smile:
  • xxnellie146xx
    xxnellie146xx Posts: 996 Member
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    lool some of these are hilarious like.. some of these people have clearly been stabbed in the ears... i would like to add however
    *****cat dolls when i grow- 'i wanna be famous, drive nice cars, i wanna have boobies'
    actually said 'have groupies'....

    I thought it said boobies!
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
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    the guy at the gym singing 'Gangbang style' instead of 'Gangnam style' or Neil Diamond 'forever in blue jeans ' I always thought he sang 'reverend blue jeans'
  • annbillingsley
    annbillingsley Posts: 60 Member
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    this was EXACTLY what I needed!! been feeling a bit down today and I just loved all of these! thanks to all who posted!! :wink:


    oh, and I thought the ***** cat dolls one said "boobies" too!!! lmao!
  • Emmabulliemum
    Emmabulliemum Posts: 294 Member
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    or Adele Skyfall 'when the skyfall's ,apple crumble' still not 100% sure what she does sing tho
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
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    Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Born on the Bayou", twisted into being "The corn that I buy you..."

    Also, same artist--"There's a bathroom on the right" from "Bad Moon Rising." A friend insisted they were saying that instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise." Never could convince him otherwise.
  • SanteMulberry
    SanteMulberry Posts: 3,202 Member
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    England Dan and John Ford Coley's "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight"

    Misheard: "I'm not talkin' 'bout validian..."

    Actual: "I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in..."
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    You forgot The Killers - Human.

    I always hear it as "Are we human, or are we dead, sir." Which to me makes sense in the context of the verses that follow.

    BUT

    Apparently it's "Are we human, or are we dancers."

    Either way, the whole discrepancy apparently really p*sses Brendan Flowers off.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    also another one is

    the bangles-walk like an egyption.
    all the *kitten* are hanging out are hanging out in the corner shop :blushing:

    when it should be

    All the cops are hanging out in the corner shop :grumble:


    keep em coming x
    :love:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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    CCR bad moon rising, sounds like.....there's a bathroom on the right...actual...there's a bad moon on the rise"
  • jswar2nd
    jswar2nd Posts: 3 Member
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    Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...

    http://youtu.be/LWKFodphkQg
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Most of Sia's lyrics go over my head. But they're pretty :)
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
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    Yeah it is!

    I live in Toledo. LOL My son is going to be working there this summer.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    How bout a Weird Ale link for your pleasure, here ya go

    Just look up You're Pitiful by Whierd Ale Yankovick on YOUTUBE,

    Sorry I couldn't find the link
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    ^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    ^"Never had a date you couldn't inflate..."

    Im so glad you went ther, that was my fav part
  • bellanoelle
    bellanoelle Posts: 105 Member
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    Long, long ago....Crystal Gail's "Don't It Make Your Brown Eyes Blue" at the time my 4 year old brother called it the "Donut" song. He was very cute singing it. He is now 36....
  • sammielealea
    sammielealea Posts: 245 Member
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    Anyone seen that commercial where they're discussing "2 chickens to paralyze", wait, I thought it was "2 chicks and a pair of dice" . . . you guys, it's "two tickets to paradise" . . . . no, that doesn't sound right . . . . Hahaha! Love it!
  • mamabear272
    mamabear272 Posts: 268 Member
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    My hubby thought that Macy Gray's I Try was "I blow bubbles when you are not here." Actually it's "My world crumbles when you are not near." To this day we call it The Bubble Song.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    In the Bryan Adams song, Summer of 69 I used to hear..

    "Down at the drive in, and that's where I met you... standing on your mama's Porsche..."

    It's actually porch.

    I thought "Man, If my kid stood on my Porsche, I'd be pissed"

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