10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Bryan Adams SUmmer of 69

    Misheard- I got my first real sex dream

    Actual- I got my first real six string
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,131 Member
    Bryan Adams SUmmer of 69

    Misheard- I got my first real sex dream

    Actual- I got my first real six string

    Bryan needs to quit with the mumbling, hey?
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Bryan Adams SUmmer of 69

    Misheard- I got my first real sex dream

    Actual- I got my first real six string

    Bryan needs to quit with the mumbling, hey?

    Amen to that
  • emsicle_o
    emsicle_o Posts: 162 Member
    S'cuse me while I kiss this guy
    (s'cuse me while I kiss the sky - Jimi Hendrix)
  • happydispatcher
    happydispatcher Posts: 56 Member
    My son sings Usher's version of You'll Be In My Heart as Yogi In My Heart
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    The song "pony" by Ginuwine.

    What I hear "You'll be on my donkey chain"

    What it is "You'll be on my jockey team"
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    http://youtu.be/lj-x9ygQEGA

    Click it. You know you want to.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Could someone explain what "Like a G6" means? I'm sure they're not saying they're like a Pontiac coupe...

    JM
  • Emma_Problema
    Emma_Problema Posts: 422 Member
    My favorite misheard lyric:


    Misheard: I want Joe Biden! Need Joe Biden!

    Actual: I want 'cho body! Need yo body!


    I can't unhear it. And I much prefer singing that in the car.
  • icmuse
    icmuse Posts: 263 Member
    Elton John: Hold me closer tiny dancer.

    Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza! :laugh:
  • raptorsaregreat
    raptorsaregreat Posts: 1
    When my Daughter was smaller, she heard this by Prefab Sprout
    "Hot dogs, jumping frogs, I love cookie"
    Real words are
    "Hot dogs, jumping frogs, Albuqurque"
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
    Pretty much anything that comes out of Eddie Vedder's mouth.
  • The_Outlaw_Torn
    The_Outlaw_Torn Posts: 67 Member
    Pearl Jam -Evenflow

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWknDOqHiOY
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    http://youtu.be/lj-x9ygQEGA

    Click it. You know you want to.


    Bahahahahahaha
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    The country band "Florida Georgia Line" has a song called "Cruise".
    One of the lines goes:
    I got a brand new Chevy with a lift kit, Would look a hell of a lot better with you up in it
    I thought it went:
    I got a brand new Chevy with a lift kit, Would look a hell of a lot better with you UNDER it .
    And I was like "man, thats really messed up."
  • hevhoyda
    hevhoyda Posts: 146 Member
    Bryan Adams- How do you talk to an Angel
    When I was younger I thought the words were..."how do you talk to an engine" so my dad would always change the words in the next line to "it's like trying to catch a runaway car" actual words..."how do you talk to an angel its like trying to catch a falling star"
    Oops ha
  • farsteve
    farsteve Posts: 157 Member
    An oldie

    Doors

    "There's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad"

    Sounded to me like:

    "There's a killer on the road, his name is Squirrelly Lanky Joe"

    Hey, it makes as much sense my way as the right way.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    A friend of mine thought:

    Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know: "Does she speak eloquently" was "Does she speak ebbaquanese"

    When I was a kid I thought Falco's - Amadeus, was saying Hot Potatoes
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    for me I always thought of...sigh

    Doobie Brothers-

    Until about 2 years ago I thought it said "Give me the beach boys and free my soul"

    Yea, no

    "Give me the beat boys and free my soul"

    I still have issues when I hear it lol :embarassed: :blushing:
  • Cassi_Eats_Apples
    Cassi_Eats_Apples Posts: 235
    My biggest and probably most hilarious misheard lyrics are from Semi charmed life by third eye blind.

    I heard: She comes round and she goes to town with me.
    Its actually, She comes round and she goes down on me.


    I heard: "And I speak to you like a quarter to a hearse, drop another time like a coma in with a curse"
    Its actually: And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse, drop another line like a coda with a curse"

    I heard: Doing critical math will lift you up until you break
    Its actually "Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break"


    I still love the song but after finding out the real lyrics I've laughed at the fact that I used to sing it at the top of my lungs at 8 years old.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
    A friend of mine thought:

    Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know: "Does she speak eloquently" was "Does she speak ebbaquanese"

    When I was a kid I thought Falco's - Amadeus, was saying Hot Potatoes

    :D
  • fiferize
    fiferize Posts: 141
    If you watch Glee you heard the dancing shoes one on the scene where Kurts Dad marry's Fen's Mom. They sing that song during the start of the wedding! "I think I want to marry you" I think it's called.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
    There is one song that will always stand out in my mind! I college I had a roommate that was very religious and very naive. I was listening to the radio and Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know" came on.

    What he says:
    My every thought is of this being true
    It's getting harder not to think of you.

    She got the most horrific look on her face and asks "Did he just say 'it's getting harder not to finger you?!?!?' "

    I laughed so hard! Imagine the most church mousey person you know blurtting that one out.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Blink 182's What's my age again
    Misheard as That's my Asian Friend.

    From the same song, I always heard "I wore cologne to get the feeling right" as "I walk alone to get the feeling right". I doubt I'm the only one to mishear that one though, since they're phonetically identical.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    All Around The World by Paul Simon I heard as "the sun gets weary and the sun goes down, ever since the watermelon". So naturally I assumed I misheard it and looked it up. Turns out they actually are the lyrics, they just don't make any sense.
  • Massageu2
    Massageu2 Posts: 59
    Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody-

    Real-I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

    The way my friend sings it-I see a little silhouetto of a man, Gotta mooch, Gotta mooch will you do the fan dancing

    First time I heard her sing that I nearly died laughing.

    Foreigner-Juke Box Hero-

    Real-Saw stars in his eyes and the very next day

    What I heard-Saw stars in his eyes and the bird that's tame

    Real-Like a trip through the past to that day in the rain....

    What I heard-Like a truck through a pass that day in the rain....
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeSz0sYoYds&list=FLIMB57npwdAVsaZ8qZ9qXtA&index=1
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
    I love the way my toddler sings Christmas carols.

    Bring us a figgy pudding became bring us a piggy pooty
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
    Titanium - David Guetta ft Sia

    "BRICK OF SHAME, you take your aim....."

    The lyrics are in fact:

    "RICOCHET, you take your aim...."

    That one courtesy of a Youtube clip.

    Nearly. Fcking. Died.
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
    My sister used to sing "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine as "Random Case of Funk"

    And I sang "Let's Give Them Something to Talk About" as "Let's Get Them Something From Taco Bell"

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