Will you be my friend?

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  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Argh...we've got ourselves a puddle pirate here!
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    I'm very well thank you.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    What is the salary?
    Lol, really?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
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    younglingsith-meme-generator-i-find-your-lack-of-cookies-disturbing-51dfc4.jpg

    This. bring cookies, and we're sold
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    thehammeris2.jpg
  • WannaBeFitJean
    WannaBeFitJean Posts: 52 Member
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    can't touch this.....\m/

    LMAO!!
  • Miz_Sparklez
    Miz_Sparklez Posts: 427 Member
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    That depends....can you handle totally awesome with a mix of sarcasm?
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    That depends....can you handle totally awesome with a mix of sarcasm?
    Yes, yes i can legz
  • RandiLandCHANGED
    RandiLandCHANGED Posts: 630 Member
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    Maybe.

    You're into MMA and your wife's hot.

    This.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    thehammeris2.jpg

    Baaaahahahahah I was hoping someone would post something similar to this. :laugh: Cookies for you. Hell, cookies for you all. jQuery%2BCookies.jpg
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    Well it depends... are you willing to shamelessly hit on me and send me dirty messages with pics of your junk?

    What, that's not how anyone else determines their friend's list? :bigsmile:
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Hmm..do you even lift?

    On Cycle 2 of p90x. Next up is a stack program...
    ....So the answer is no, no you do not lift.
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.


    Pretty much :) Oh, where's my back child support? By the way.... you may want to go get checked...
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    If you pay me, sure!! J/k...lol
  • DirtyHammer
    DirtyHammer Posts: 91 Member
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    Are you tall enough to be in the CG? You have to be at least 6ft tall so when your boat sinks you can walk back to shore...


    ETA: Active duty navy... been a while since I could use that joke :bigsmile:

    Nice, ok wel you did it.. Say hi to my kids... : )

    Stop trying to claim other people's kids... Don't Ask Don't Tell has been removed...

    Haha, well, it aint gay underway right? Only queer at the pier.


    Pretty much :) Oh, where's my back child support? By the way.... you may want to go get checked...

    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Sequestration is holding onto all my funds that would pay the child support. Thanks boss!

    Only counts for civilians... oh wait, you're not Department of Defense... :tongue:
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    Don't tell me what to do!! :angry:

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