I've lost an Elephant Penis
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ive lost an automobile tire!!0
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bumo0
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Half way between an average human leg and an elephant's heart. (Imagine if you didn't know the topic of this thread and just saw the responses!)0
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I cant wait to start dropping my pounds!!!!!! :-) I just started this workout plan and I will try to remain positive. It seems like as soon as I said im going to change my life for the better when it comes to healthier decisions, smh, the temptations become crazy! at work, at home, and even randomly when Im by myself I get "cravings" for things...smh this is going to be a battle, but I want to start training for MMA and to do that I will have to remain focused, im glad this site as a message board, of people who've been where ive been or on the same journey0
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I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
A sperm whale's brain + an average newborn!!! :bigsmile: (SO FAR!!!!)0 -
Hi guys anybody seen an elephants penis i appear to have lost one !0
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I've lost….
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
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I lost a sperm whales brain, then gained a bald eagle, but have since lost an ostrich egg and am working towrds the brain again x0
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I lost an Irish Setter, then gained back an elephant penis and an ostrich egg. Now I've lost a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig, but in total I want to lose a 2 month old horse (give or take)0
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Bump!0
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I ve lost an elephant penis too...lol,,,now that made me laugh0
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I've lost an elephant's heart! What a neat list.0
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So I lost a average 2 year old!!! His/Her mother is going to be VERY UPSET!!!!!0
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Bump0
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Are you sure that you didn't leave it beside your keys.....think when did you have it last? I'm sure it'll turn up at some stage.
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I've lost a human head!!!0
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ping0
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bump0
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OMG!!! This is the first time I have seen this. I have almost lost an average human leg!!! That is awesome. Copied this list into word for future reference.
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How careless of you..0
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Has anyone lost Arnold Schwarzenegger? Cuz I think I know where he is.0
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so I've lost a new born.. that doesn't sound right at all. x30
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awesome I've lost a gold brick...too bad I can't cash it in0
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I've lost a small bale of hay! Love this list.0
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After not losing any weight for four weeks I've finally lost a pound and to date I've lost an average house cat. YES! Bald eagle coming soon.0
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Where did that darn bald eagle go that I lost? I DON'T CARE! I'm glad it's gone...
Coming soon: A baby giraffe has been lost0 -
I've lost the amount of cheese an American eats in a year and an ostrich egg. Hey, gigantic omelet! WOOT, WOOT!0
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I'm between a 2 year old and a mass of cheese as of today, my total weight loss is 28 lbs (14 went before I joined MFP)0
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I lost the world's largest ball of tape.... Not so exciting.... can't wait until I can lose a new born calf!0
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I love it! Seems I'm at about the loss of a newborn baby, lol.0
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