I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • brittaney10811
    brittaney10811 Posts: 588 Member
    ive lost an automobile tire!!
  • ebonijo2
    ebonijo2 Posts: 73
    bumo
  • orapronobis
    orapronobis Posts: 460 Member
    Half way between an average human leg and an elephant's heart. (Imagine if you didn't know the topic of this thread and just saw the responses!)
  • I cant wait to start dropping my pounds!!!!!! :-) I just started this workout plan and I will try to remain positive. It seems like as soon as I said im going to change my life for the better when it comes to healthier decisions, smh, the temptations become crazy! at work, at home, and even randomly when Im by myself I get "cravings" for things...smh this is going to be a battle, but I want to start training for MMA and to do that I will have to remain focused, im glad this site as a message board, of people who've been where ive been or on the same journey :)
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    A sperm whale's brain + an average newborn!!! :bigsmile: (SO FAR!!!!)
  • neilvv
    neilvv Posts: 146 Member
    Hi guys anybody seen an elephants penis i appear to have lost one !
  • travlinjess
    travlinjess Posts: 243 Member
    I've lost….

    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

    awesome
  • LisaJ2904
    LisaJ2904 Posts: 157 Member
    I lost a sperm whales brain, then gained a bald eagle, but have since lost an ostrich egg and am working towrds the brain again x
  • ashleab37
    ashleab37 Posts: 575 Member
    I lost an Irish Setter, then gained back an elephant penis and an ostrich egg. Now I've lost a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig, but in total I want to lose a 2 month old horse (give or take)
  • auteurfille22
    auteurfille22 Posts: 251 Member
    Bump!
  • aditifoodie
    aditifoodie Posts: 125 Member
    I ve lost an elephant penis too...lol,,,now that made me laugh
  • Octopies
    Octopies Posts: 157 Member
    I've lost an elephant's heart! What a neat list.
  • zimfour
    zimfour Posts: 191 Member
    So I lost a average 2 year old!!! His/Her mother is going to be VERY UPSET!!!!!
  • phyllisann26
    phyllisann26 Posts: 118 Member
    Bump
  • Are you sure that you didn't leave it beside your keys.....think when did you have it last? I'm sure it'll turn up at some stage.

    congrats
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
    I've lost a human head!!!
  • karenhray7
    karenhray7 Posts: 219 Member
    ping
  • KReduced
    KReduced Posts: 98 Member
    bump
  • lessofme150
    lessofme150 Posts: 105 Member
    OMG!!! This is the first time I have seen this. I have almost lost an average human leg!!! That is awesome. Copied this list into word for future reference.

    Thanks for posting this!
  • MartineCoppens
    MartineCoppens Posts: 41 Member
    How careless of you..
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
    Has anyone lost Arnold Schwarzenegger? Cuz I think I know where he is.
  • bunbunzee44
    bunbunzee44 Posts: 592 Member
    so I've lost a new born.. that doesn't sound right at all. x3
  • greeneyedjaime
    greeneyedjaime Posts: 81 Member
    awesome I've lost a gold brick...too bad I can't cash it in :smile:
  • jesskreg
    jesskreg Posts: 75 Member
    I've lost a small bale of hay! Love this list. :)
  • dangerousdumpling
    dangerousdumpling Posts: 1,109 Member
    After not losing any weight for four weeks I've finally lost a pound and to date I've lost an average house cat. YES! Bald eagle coming soon.
  • chrystalah
    chrystalah Posts: 29 Member
    Where did that darn bald eagle go that I lost? I DON'T CARE! I'm glad it's gone...

    Coming soon: A baby giraffe has been lost
  • I've lost the amount of cheese an American eats in a year and an ostrich egg. Hey, gigantic omelet! WOOT, WOOT!
  • bobf279
    bobf279 Posts: 342 Member
    I'm between a 2 year old and a mass of cheese as of today, my total weight loss is 28 lbs (14 went before I joined MFP)
  • Missjulesdid
    Missjulesdid Posts: 1,444 Member
    I lost the world's largest ball of tape.... Not so exciting.... can't wait until I can lose a new born calf!
  • I love it! Seems I'm at about the loss of a newborn baby, lol.
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