I've lost an Elephant Penis
1JenMilam
Posts: 108 Member
I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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Love it!3
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Bump4
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Ive lost the amt. of chemicals a human consumes in a year....yuck. My husband has lost a atomobile tire.9
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I'm 2 pounds shy of losing an Irish setter, cool!12
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That's wayyyyy more exciting than a cinder block! I'll have to keep that in mind though, as that's my goal!6
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you go! that's awesome! CoNGRaTuLaTioNS!!! i've lost a 2-year old!
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I lost a two month old horse and a human head.... this is awesome 8
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An average human leg!
When I have guests over, I tell them I lost my dog. He's about 40 pounds, and looks huge. It makes me feel proud.12 -
I've lost a sperm whale's brain...good to know!4
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Woohoo! I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg, but edging in on an elephant's heart!4
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I hadn't seen this before!
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I could see this not going over well. Looks of concern and worry until they find out it's weight. haha that's great.An average human leg!
When I have guests over, I tell them I lost my dog. He's about 40 pounds, and looks huge. It makes me feel proud.6 -
Lol I've lost 10 dozen large eggs and a guinea pig5
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Love this! I lost an Irish Setter!2
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I've lost ten dozen eggs!!!! :-)3
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I'm almost at a gold brick, hm, I need some cash, lol!3
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Bump0
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I could see this not going over well. Looks of concern and worry until they find out it's weight. haha that's great.An average human leg!
When I have guests over, I tell them I lost my dog. He's about 40 pounds, and looks huge. It makes me feel proud.
I prefer to do my trolling in real life
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Just the title itself made me LOL! Hilarious! (And congrats!).3
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I've lost an Elephant Penis
Why isn't anyone concerned about the poor elephant...?10 -
I've lost a small bale of hay
But I weigh slightly less than a newborn giraffe, which I think is awesome.1 -
ive lost a gold brick. sweet!0
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bump0
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I'll take your elephant penis and add a gold brick3
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I, too, have lost an elephant penis...not an easy thing to lose, one would think.6
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I've lost an average 2year old and an Ostrich egg.2
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haha! love it! i have lost a bald eagle!0
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Lost a cinder block. Have now gained an automobile tire. Hoping to keep bulking and turn that automobile tire into an average two year old or maybe how much cheese an american eats in a year.
Then lose somewhere around a chihuahua or human head, and I should be ready for next wrestling season.
TL;DR- weighed 168, dropped down to 133, now weigh 153. Hoping to weigh about 2 lbs more than I do now for season but to be about 10-12% body fat instead of around 14%3 -
I've lost 55 guinea pigs... Super careless of me... :S17
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