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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • KodAkuraMacKyen
    KodAkuraMacKyen Posts: 737 Member
    This is awesome. I'm down almost 10 dozen large eggs with a goal of an Irish Setter
  • jhigg11
    jhigg11 Posts: 121 Member
    I've lost a tire. Still have a few spares to get rid of too. lol!
  • BeautifulAmazonGoddess
    BeautifulAmazonGoddess Posts: 49 Member
    lol, bump
  • neurogirl
    neurogirl Posts: 706 Member
    A bald eagle who ate a guinea pig.... poor guinea pig :sad: LOL
  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,371 Member
    You know what they say - once you go elephant, everything else is irrelephant.
    You're silly! :-)



    Well... I've lost 2/3rds of an elephant's penis... he's just left with a stump now!


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  • katejkelley
    katejkelley Posts: 839 Member
    That's the best post I've ever read!:laugh:
  • SaraRT1983
    SaraRT1983 Posts: 87
    WTG!! :)
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    I've lost a midsize microwave :laugh:
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    I am just getting started so I will have to settle for elephant penis envy...for now. You know what they say - once you go elephant, everything else is irrelephant.

    Awesome :wink:
  • jackie87xx
    jackie87xx Posts: 14 Member
    bump
  • sheila569
    sheila569 Posts: 269 Member
    Awesome.
    Small bale of hay, 1 guinea pig and a dozen of Krispy Kreme donuts for me lol
  • Fannyannefeisty
    Fannyannefeisty Posts: 53
    I know this has been posted many times but I like to look at it every once in a while :flowerforyou:


    187 pounds = an average adult man

    Christ on a bike, I weighed more than an average MAN... I am only short too :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry: :noway: :grumble: :sad: :cry:
  • backonbandwagon
    backonbandwagon Posts: 36
    I haven't seen this before - that is hilarious! Thanks for sharing :D
  • Dalacombe
    Dalacombe Posts: 30
    I lost a bald eagle. Should i feel bad? Aren't they endangered? ;). Just kidding. LOVE the list.
  • cateyjo
    cateyjo Posts: 108
    Funny!!
  • ColletteNicole
    ColletteNicole Posts: 145 Member
    this is neat! I've lost an average housecat! :)
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg!!! :)
  • raystark
    raystark Posts: 403 Member
    this is neat! I've lost an average housecat! :)

    Losing cats is a good thing. :happy:
  • ethelapple
    ethelapple Posts: 79
    I've lost a two year old...this makes me giggle. :D
  • InnerFatGirl
    InnerFatGirl Posts: 2,687 Member
    I like this!

    I've lost the 'amount of cheese an average American eats in a year' and half a Guinea Pig :D
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    What a catchy title! LOL

    I've lost an ostrich egg but I wouldn't mind losing a cinder block.
  • MGibbs72
    MGibbs72 Posts: 169 Member
    Seriously?? I have to lose a lineman????? WOW.
  • Alex729
    Alex729 Posts: 103 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle and a guinea pig!!!

    My goal is to lose an elephant's penis!!! (My new fb status! LOL)
  • xxmzangel
    xxmzangel Posts: 119 Member
    Love this!

    I've lost the World's Largest Ball of Tape and a guinea pig!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Since joining MFP- I've lost a human skin....since I started my journey, I've lost an average human leg :)
  • MissTattoo
    MissTattoo Posts: 1,203 Member
    Woot! Human Head!
  • itwasagooddeath
    itwasagooddeath Posts: 16 Member
    That is great! I had no idea elephant penis' were so large. Congrats on your weight loss.
  • TheUglyFriend
    TheUglyFriend Posts: 338
    I have lost almost amount of cheese an average American eats in a year. WOOHOO!
  • BlondeQtTexas
    BlondeQtTexas Posts: 97 Member
    I've lost a human head, an automoble tire and a newborn!

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